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Ukraine: Silver Lining.

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Bow To The Robots, Feb 25, 2022.

  1. Bow To The Robots

    Bow To The Robots Banned at Members Request

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    There is some good news about Putin's brutal assault on his small, mostly-defenseless Slavic neighbor.

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    The Russian Spetnaz are considerate enough to wear masks so they do not spread Wuhan Novel Coronavirus to the innocent civilians they are slaughtering. It really shows they care.
     
    Bow To The Robots, Feb 25, 2022
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    You do realize that's what is known as a balaclava, right?
     
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    You do realize my post is satirical, right?
     
    Bow To The Robots, Feb 25, 2022
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    Never can tell around here.
     
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    Putin has made a commitment fighting not just the Ukrainians, but also climate change! He has ordered the Russian nuclear arsenal will be 100% sustainable and gluten-free by 2034! That's one year sooner than California's all-electric vehicle mandate! Whaddya gonna do about that, Gavin???!
     
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    Maybe they can be considerate enough to focus on other issues too like climate change as John Kerry would suggest.
     
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    Isn't it also true that the projectiles launched by Russia are all biodegradable...so no nasty lead poisoning the ground?
    Also, the Russian tanks and trucks should all run on bio-diesel...
    Caution! Pure satire!
     
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    They are also going with all-electric MIGs! I know Putin carefully considered the environmental impact of his invasion. I mean the man is only going to blow up the world with green nukes!!!
     
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    Sorry, not true. Only the Russian jeeps are electric. The Migs & Co. are all hydrogen-powered ;-)
     
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    LOL!
     
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    Interesting to note Putin's elite troops have ditched the Kalashnikov and gone with a Eugene Stoner designed "American style" rifle with an American-made Magpul adjustable butt stock. God Bless the USA! :machinegun:
     
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    Nah, Vodka my friend. It's cheaper than hydrogen and it's plentiful. You just have to collect the troops piss and funnel it to the mig gas tank.
     
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    Heh. "a little for me... a little for my plane!"
     
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    Then post in the right forum. We have enough anti vaxxers here who will take your post seriously.
     
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    We’ve heard from Karen. Now it’s PF official! :roflol:
     
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    Hate it at all you want but I’ve seen crazier stuff than this published and taken seriously.
     
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    No ... just fly deep enough over them and then they are all totally drunken due to the polution ;-)
     
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    Speaking of vodka... News from my sometimes-hometown!

     
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    I hope the Ukranians trying to flee to Poland have their vaccination papers ready.
     
    Steady Pie, Feb 27, 2022
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    No vaxx, Luda? We're so sorry. There's the border...
     
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    Truth is stranger than satire...

     
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