What are the Wackiest Theories / Beliefs You've Seen Here?

I just saw a guy posting about how when the Texans and Arizonans become a part of Mexico (because you know, they would do that!), it will get rid of.... wait for it..... the Mexican Communists!

There's another guy who thinks that anyone who doesn't agree that we should immediately invade Saudi Arabia, Yemen, UAR, Iraq, Iran, Syria and Egypt.... is a coward!

So what are the wildest wackiest things you've seen that people have written sincerely??? This should be a fun thread!

 

That taxing the rich will solve our budget problems.

You can add up the numbers and see it doesn't even come close but so many posters on the left believe this to be the case.

 

Everything posted by Blackrook and SmartMouthWoman.

 

That cutting welfare to the poor will solve our budget problems and allow for even deeper tax cuts and an increase in military spending.

You can add up the numbers and see it doesn't even come close but so many posters on the right believe this to be the case.

 

1. I hope the person who said that wasn't a Texan.

2. The second person needs to stop playing xbogs first shooter games.

I have heard too many wierd or craxy theories that I want to forget as soon as possible.

 

That there are major differences between Democratic and Republican politicians. That one gets me every time.

 

Flawless victory.

 

Thank you, thank you...

 

One Christian wacko believing wives and children are the property of the husband/father.

 

The absolute wackiest - 911 Truther drivel.
The most common silliness - belief in the free lunch.

 

The most wacko thing I have heard all year is Romney claiming to be a business guru just because he outsourced jobs to China and laid off American workers, and that his plan for more tax cuts for the rich and oil drilling everywhere was going to solve American's problems.

Fortunately only 47.5% believed this wacko.

http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/2012/results

 

The conspiracy guy whose nic I cannot pull atm who sometimes pops out of conspiracy and into current events and suggests that Obama and the various skull and bones guys are in a satanic cult tied to the whole new world order thing. Would always post up these sorts of things...

 

Sweetie pie, if you make more than $200K single or $250K married then you should vote for the Repub's and their tax cuts and capital gains for the rich.

If you make less then you should vote for the Demo's and their protection of Social Security, Medicare, and Obamacare. Obama cares!

That's the difference.

Now go look at your paystub and do the math, sweetie pie.

 

How about this one:

And, Just about EVERY thread started by Blackrook, including (but not limited!) to this one:

 

Any poster that posts Obama is a communist, Muslim or not born in America.

 

That Willard was going to win in a landslide

 

Ummmm, no?

 

We idiotically forgot to take into account the 47%.....

 

Okay I'm a Christian and I always shudder when I see ANY extremist Christian "internet people". There's on ehere called SaintMicheal who'd decided he can tell who's "really a Christian" (obviously not me) and who isn't. I always thought that was left up to God but you know, him being a saint and all....

I hadn't even thought about that! I'll have to check some of those posts out. I'm sure they're very entertaining.

Okay, THAT Sounds pretty entertaining, as well.

Everything else in this thread is just people claiming that Conservatives MUST be wacko because they disagree with Libs and vice versa.

I have one from my other board. This is the unedited post of his solution to Iran building nukes:

"This is relatively easy stuff Tigger. They claim their enrichment is for energy/medical reasons. We send our best and brightest there to do exactly that. Show them how, working together, throw some cash at them but also monitoring. Best case, they agree and all are happy. Worst case and we send the drones in to take out their plants. The
evidence is there. China, Russia and Brazil will wail like you during a 3rd grade dodgeball game, but they'll get over it.

So this guy honestly believes the Iranians will let us send in scientists to inspect their secret nuke facilities. He wants to give Achmiwhackijob millions of our taxpaer money and THEN if that doesn't work, start a war.
I just sit in awe of some of the posts I see on the internet.

Okay keep em coming!

 

I really do think there is much more to the Batman shooter story then meets the eye.

The fact that the kids father writes some of the most complicated anti fraud software in the world and is employed by FICO, has always been a little too convenient for me, along with the kid being enrolled in one of the top science programs in the country.

 

The wackumest theerry I ever sawed in here is the thery that smocking marijuana masses up your brane an mammory. Like i waz sayin yesterday, I think weed is - well, it's... what?