What are you doing right now?

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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I am actually neither smart nor handsome, but yeah. Anyways, women have been proven to only enjoy sex when their brain is "shut down" - the "neuro-chemistry" has to fall in line with pleasure and happiness and when a woman reaches an orgasm certain parts of her brain is shut down to make this possible. :lol:

    Obviously, you are a liar. :p
     
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  2. scarlet witch

    scarlet witch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well clearly you were speaking the truth when you said you are not smart :lol:
    (I take that back... sorry R)
    It's true your brain does shut down at orgasm.. you even at times black out for a short period.. but you certainly have all your faculties before and during the.... "ride" ;) at least until you get to that point and what makes sex more memorable or more special is how you get there...

    so just to make sure you don't misunderstand... women are not unconscious during sex not should they be :lol:
     
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  3. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    :p

    What if you don't have a brain to begin with?

    Ummm... Well... Heh. Wow, this was awkward... :rolleyes:
     
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    scarlet witch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    you have my condolences
     
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  5. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    "Emotional intelligence" is the same as witchcraft. Being able to "read" people is scary as hell and often will it be used to manipulate clueless men. The most dangerous woman is the one with high EQ and good looks = Ultimate witch.:nod:

    Luckily, I am immune to manipulation because my reserved and arrogant persona is the perfect potion. :)
     
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    scarlet witch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    :rolleyes: my turn to roll my eyes....you make women sound so evil

    What if she sets her sights on you R..... you gonna run?

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    I'm about to go pick my kid up at the high school after they unload the band equipment out of the truck.
     
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  8. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    I'll distract her with chocolate, magazines and gift-cards. I am always ready to throw fetch. ;)
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    See, you're doing it again. We're not interested in the vicissitudes of your sex life.
     
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    Checking on Irma.
     
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    How is Irma? I have an idiot aunt and cousin in the Keys. They are riding it out.
     
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    Responding to a post that asked what I am doing right now.
     
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    Earlier today I heard that they warned anyone staying in the Keys they were on their own. About an hour ago I heard they were getting tornado warnings in Homestead. The window to leave the Keys is probably past.
    Your aunt must not have read the history of the Labor Day Hurricane in 1935. I hope they make it through ok. I wouldn't stay.
    We just got a call from our Emergency Management; they told us Irma was moving more to the west.They were warning us to prepare for tropical storm or hurricane force winds. The weather people keep saying they are waiting for it to turn north.
     
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    That's kind of what I figured. She lives on the 4th floor of a 5 story concrete building.
     
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    You sure are funny though!
     
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    Reading the forum, obviously. Duh! :love:
     
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    Came home from celebrating my b-day with some mates and I am sort of drunk. Probably can't even spell properly. But who cares. :laughing:
     
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    Happy Birthday R...
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    Happy belated birthday! :)

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    I'm getting 4 Trump supporting American visitors before Christmas!! Going to need a valium the size of a hamburger
     
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    Just get a Trumper trap
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    scarlet witch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    ahh... that first cup of coffee in the morning....

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    As a point of no interest whatsoever, I thought hurricanes were named in alphabetical order, so after Irma shouldn't this one's name begin with 'J'? Hold that thought!

    Anyhoo I've gorra take my B'mer in for a service in a few minutes, so don't talk about me while I'm gorn. And I'll find out if you do - I have my spies y'know. :nod:
     
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    surfing for gadgets
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    When I saw 'scarlet witch' on the threads update page I hastened to the thread expecting to see 'I'm dreaming of Cerb.', and what do I get? 'Surfing for bloody gadgets'! [​IMG] Story of my life, that kind of disappointment is!!
     
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