Where do my pants go?

Seems when I go out and party a little too hard I always wake up with no pants.

No sex or anything like that is involved, it even happens when I'm by myself but for some reason when I get really drunk my pants just disappear.

Usually its on my girlfriends couch but sometimes I wake up on the porch or in the backseat of my car and I have no pants on.

Maybe I get hot or something and take them off, I don't know and I usually find them close by but they aren't on me.

I woke up at a cute guys house once because he woke me up and he said, "you have no pants on", and i'm like…."did we have sex" and he said no but I have no pants on and his mom will be home soon.

Its annoying that my pants leave me when I most need them.

 

Be glad you werent at bill Clintons house !

 

In today's hashtag climate it is no wonder you have little responses as of yet but........

I am not PC. It is nice to see the young out having fun and finding stupid, just be careful and safe. Back in the late seventies we did not have to worry so much when we did find stupid.

 

If you drink to the point of not remembering what happened, you drink too much and are at really danger of becoming an alcoholic.

 

Don't suck the fun out of this

 

This should happen more often in certain circles. Girls without pants is better than Doctors Without Borders.

 

Perhaps you should take to wearing a skirt. You can still get the airflow you are obviously craving, be able to go to the restroom without having to fight with the damn zipper that ALWAYS gets stuck at the wrong time, and remain somewhat decent for others present.

Just a thought.

 

If the liberals get ahold of this thread they will claim it as evidence against Kavanagh.

 

Let me add that a dress would also be an easy solution.

 

Or rape, assault or married.

 

Okay...so you have a girlfriend but lose your pants with a "Cute Guy" and wonder if you had sex with him? Obviously you have an interesting (if confused) sexual orientation and a problem with Alcohol. Try to get sober and figure out who or what you are before you confuse everyone around you.

 

Girlfriend does not necessarily connotate a sexual partner... it could be a friend who happens to be female. Geez, I thought that was rather obvious. But even if it is a sexual partner, so what? Take the conversation in the lightness it was intended....

 

here's some advice... next time you go out to drink, leave your pants at home, that way you'll know where they are when you come to...