Worst Movie Ever?

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  1. Angedras

    Angedras New Member

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    Blair Witch Project, has to rate up there somewhere!

    I didn't view it years ago when it debuted, but attempted to watch it a month or so ago on television. ... almost gave me a headache after only a few minutes.

    Boring as hell, and obviously filmed/edited/produced for under a hundred bucks! lol

    However, my hat is off to it's creators. From my understanding it grossed quiet well... at the expense of unsuspecting movie goers, back in the day.
     
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    When I watched Blair Witch Project, I was cheering for the witch. I wanted all the annoying foul-mouthed idiot college students to die, and considered it a happy ending when they did.
     
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    Not even close. Actually, I liked Battlefield Earth...

    Toss up between Pop Star and Cool as Ice.

    Both movies are so bad that they are worth watching over and over. :D
     
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    You have all never seen the worst movie of all time.

    Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

    Watch it, and add it to your lists.
     
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    Everything about Lord of the Mings. Tedious, immature crap, for strange big boys who like to be followed around by small boys. Nuff said.
     
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    What's Clover Hill then?
     
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    I think it's the best film about Santa Claus ever. The premise of Miracle on 34th Street was weak and I didn't like the ending of The Santa Clause.
     
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    Oh i've got one. What is that thing that susan sarandon was in when she was young and it was a cult fave.
     
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    The Rocky Horror Picture Show. How would you have improved it?
     
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    By not making it in the first place?
     
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    The problem with Cutthroat Island is that it appeared 30 years too late. In 1965 when clean movies were still popular with adults and the women's movement in progress it would have been a cutting-edge film.
     
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    the 1980's version of Dune. My eyes still burn.

    Just so wrong.
     
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    Every touchy-feely movie ever made ties for the title. No talent is required of actors in a touchy-feely movie. The crime becomes a death penalty offense when no talent actors are working with touchy-feely writing —— the cheapest form of writing known to man.

    The runner-up for the title is all of the movies directed by directors who try to be artists.
     

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