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  1. RPA1

    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yeah I got a good belly laugh out of that! Very clever and funny!

    Get a clear zip loc bag, fill with water and hang where you don't want flies....supposed to work.

    http://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/water-bags-repel-flies1.htm

    Seems is cornfuzzes 'em.
     
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    Ugh ... Ugh ... Just now on QVC .
    The Berkshire Cuddly Buddy plush hooded throw.
    Just what I always weaned for as a kiddie.To go with my Little
    red Wagon and sand box.
    Who says Grown-ups don't still have a widdle kid in them.
    Now ... what color will I choose.
    Pink or Brown or bright red to go with me Little Red Wagon.
    decisions ... decisions.
    It still doesn't stop me urge for a Neiman Marcus late 40's style
    Raccoon coat.Or maybe one from Barneys of New York.
    Unless Wal*mart enters the fray.
     
  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    'Morning, Foolie. Get the pink one... reach outside the box. ;)

    Rise & shine, yall. Happy Wednesday.

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    It's my Saturday. Woot!

    Got in from Mexico yesterday, bottle of Tequila in hand and went home to work on my latest hobby project; a derelict trailer restoration.

    I'd spent a few off days cleaning it up, cutting away old parts and repacking the wheel bearings. Another day was spent cutting up metal to fit. Now I'm up to the point of assembling the trailer:

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, Max. Great day to work on your project! Have fun!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    How wild are you?

    http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/how-wild-are-you/3rm7b2/

    You are 74% wild...

    Once you loosen up (perhaps after a few drinks) just about anything is possible! And, frankly, that's the way you like things to be. After all, some people want to wake up with a good story in the morning. As for the rest, wellÂ… *yawn*
     
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    I'm only 43% wild. Oh well, my baby loves me.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not bad, dear. I heard one guy (an accountant) scored 0.08% wild. People go to sleep talking to him! ;)
     
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    53% err...wild. :roflol:
     
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    A new trick I recorded:

    ACR by SML

    [video=youtube_share;TLTqePjMa1Q]http://youtu.be/TLTqePjMa1Q[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Never skinny dipped, huh?

    Yeah, me neither. :roll:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Nice one... like the new tag, too. Hope folks give it a try... maybe you could do live interviews with the mods? I'd tune in!! :evil:
     
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    Yep, every watched 'River Monsters?' Ya don't want certain 'parts' to become a lure....:eyepopping:
     
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    LOL, reading my 'wild' quiz results again...

    Sounds like they've got me pegged alright My kinda adventure!. :roflol:

    [video=youtube;LL9O0B0gzZE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL9O0B0gzZE[/video]​
     
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    Not a bad day at all. The temps were less than extreme! Should be about the same the next few days.
     
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    Yeah, you've got a point. *ahem*

    I'm big on swimming pools, regardless of attire. Lakes & oceans are bad enough... no way am I swimming in a river. Would you?
     
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    Why should I bee here.? Is this some hive.
    I gotta run,I hear the buzzing dinner bell.
     
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    Enjoy!

    We eat early here; about 4:30 on average. Tonight I was hankering for catfish but after scrounging around in our freezer chest all I found was some salmon chunks, tilapia and a quarter of a bag of Sea Scallops (probably about 5 years old!). Baked them all and served with white cheese mac'n'cheese. The wife sauteed some onions and mushrooms to go with the Sea Scallops. All were excellent!
     
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    What a darn good life when you got a hive and a honeycomb!!
     
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    Don't buzz off mad, Foolie. [​IMG]
     
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    I'm with you. Why take a chance on a water moccasin.Them fellars are
    meaner than the average Texas Roadhouse patron.
    Maybe I should stop down thar and visit one them Roadhouse and pull
    a Patrick Swayze.Or better still a Brian Bosworth.
     
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    Doesn't sound bad, but I'll post some pics of the seafood I indulge in next week. Can't wait to get my fill of fresh shrimp and blackened redfish. MmmmmMmmmm, good. :)
     
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    When a kid at our summer vacation spot { we rented a cottage a couple summers }
    I got stung by a bee.I ran inside and started yelling.My old man told me
    to stand still,don't move.It's on my belly.Don't move.I panicked and
    went hysterical.It was a bumble bee. It stung me again.
    Turned out I was allergic to bee stings.had to go to the local doc.
    Why dint my Pops just smack the crap out that Bee instead of
    warning me. I never could done figger that out. Maybe my old man was
    scared of bees also. Probably.
    I also got stung by a wasp on my index finger and it left a scar.
    It was like a little square box,the scar was.
     
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    I love both!

    I love seafood, but it's always been expensive. Now that beef is reaching the upper Stratosphere in prices, it's not that bad. Usually I like Catfish fillets for the price, but I like all seafood.
     
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    The smaller the confines, the more likely to run into something that doesn't want you there.

    Come on down, Foolie. I'll buy you something from NM...
     
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