Man kicked out of all-you-can-eat buffet after eating more than 50 lbs of food, sues

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  1. Uber Lib

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    good for him, he's their worst nitemare and then they seem to have added assault and battery
     
  2. Think for myself

    Think for myself Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Liberal! He's a liberal, welfare case!


    Or maybe not.

    A year ago I was flipping through the channels and strangely came across a train wreck of a show called My 600 Pound Life, and on it was a fellow from Texas named James, who amazingly looks exactly like the guy in the what I would call hoax article in the OP.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-reunite-one-year-gastric-bypass-surgery.html


    Damn liberals!
     
  3. Texas Republican

    Texas Republican Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Au contraire. Most welfare recipients are loyal Democrats. Republicans mock parasites like this.
     
  4. Stuart Wolfe

    Stuart Wolfe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Looks like restaurants are already trying to legally cover themselves.

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  5. Think for myself

    Think for myself Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Also at this bastion of fine journalism.

    "Texas: 14-Year Old Virgin Falls Pregnant After Flu Shot"

    Really folks?
     
  6. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    You can say that again! http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/

    ABOUT US
    World News Daily Report is an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe.

    Our News Team is composed of award winning christian, muslim and jewish journalists, retired Mossad agents and veterans of the Israeli Armed Forces.

    We are based in Tel Aviv since 1988 where are published more then 200,000 copies of our Daily Report paper edition everyday.
     
  7. Texan

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    It would be cheaper to let him eat there every day. He would be dead in a few weeks and we would all be off the hook.
     
  8. GeddonM3

    GeddonM3 Well-Known Member

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    well, back when my metabolism was kicking major ass, I once ate a 8lb burger and a about a pound of fries with nacho cheese sauce on them . Took me a little over an hour to throw it all back. I was a very healthy and cut 180lbs. with about 8% body fat at the time . Yeah I was hurting a little bit, but didn't need to throw up and I never ate even close to that amount of food in one sitting before and never tried it again. But if my skinny ass to wreck that, not being a professional eater or anything, I am pretty sure this guy would wreck that burger and fries meal like it was a simple PB&J sandwich lol.

    This guys stomach is stretched out, probably about 10 times of what my stomach size at the time I was 19. I have no doubt that this guy could put away massive amounts of food in 7 hours if he paced himself correctly given his physical condition. Eating is all this guy does lol.



    But even then, the guy does have the right to sue since their promotion is very clear. like someone else said they should do the same as many other buffets and lay down a time limit that is fair to the restaurant and customer and then make it known so they can't be sued for false advertisement .

    But I will also go on to say $2million is way more than this guy deserves by a long shot. He shouldnt get anymore than $5000 for this kind of crap.
     
  9. Durandal

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    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ris...ttacks-linked-to-global-warming-warn-experts/
    ^ same site as OP "article"

    MEXICO | The rate of Chupacabra attacks in Mexico has reached a record high in 2015, according to an annual report released Wednesday by Mexico’s National Farmer’s Association.

    Chupacabra attack rates have been escalating most years since 2000 with 2014 and 2015 showing all-time highs, two of the hottest years in the past century, raising the question amongst experts if global warming is not at the heart of the problem.

    A total of 13.9 sheep were killed for every 1,000 births in 2015, alarming numbers acknowledges Mexico’s President, Enrique Peña Nieto, who has pledged to make Chupacabra attacks a “nation-wide priority”.

    “If previous administrations once dismissed Chupacabra attacks as local folklore and urban legends, we now know that it is a reality and are dedicated to fight this plague that has been decimating our farmer’s sheep herds for decades and is a direct attack on our economy,” said Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, on national television yesterday.

    “The fact that global earth temperatures have been linked to record-high number of attacks will only further our determination to combat global warming,” he added.

    Global warming linked to rising rates of attacks

    2014 and 2015 are the hottest years on record in the past century, according to the World Meteorological Organization, and could explain the rising rates of Chupacabra attacks, believe experts.

    “Chupacabras are believed to be a cold-blooded species and have not been witnessed in colder regions of Mexico” explains professor of Anthropology at University of Mexico, Julia deSavilla. “Warmer temperatures could help them expand to territories where the climate was not as hospitable before. Other species such as reptiles and insects also have higher reproductive rates under warm temperatures,” she adds.

    “The most horrifying thing God has put on this earth”

    Local hero and legend, Gaspar Sanchez Villarosa, a retired 94-year-old farmer, is one of the only living people to have allegedly killed one of the legendary beasts.

    “When I was about 13-years old, my father told me to stay up all night and wait to see who was killing our goats,” he told a local reporter.

    “Around 2 o’clock in the morning, I woke up after falling asleep. One of our goats was making a screeching sound, I lit up my lantern and saw two green eyes in the distance. When it saw me, it did not move, so I slowly put my lantern down on the ground and took a shot at it with my rifle” he remembers.

    “It then ran towards the river, bleeding like Hell, and a villager found its corpse down the river four days later. Scientists from the city came and took the body but we never heard from them again” he recalled, still visibly shaken by the terrifying event.

    The Chupacabra (translated literally as “goat sucker”) is rumored to be a nocturnal carnivorous creature that inhabits parts of the Americas, with the first sighting reported by Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés in Puerto Rico in 1512. No specimens have ever officially been captured or killed, but hundreds of eyewitnesses have reported encountering the creature.

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    This site is evidently a unique, tongue-in-cheek parody news site.
     
  10. Think for myself

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    No way! Those were all liberals.
     
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    It means your meal is free now "get out". Restaurants should have the right to not to serve if the patron is a problem. Spending seven hours at the establishment is not "ok".
     
  12. CKW

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    Ahhhh this is like The Onion.
     
  13. GeddonM3

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    uh oh, teh story is not true lol.
     
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    I wouldn't offer him a cent in compensation.

    The restaurant offers all you can eat, but it is implicitly understood that you can't just live there all day. They are offering you a meal, not room and board and three meals a day.

    Do we really need signage all over the restaurant to explain this? Seriously?
     
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    Given that he is a professional victim, I'm going with left progressive.
     
  16. smallblue

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    All he is entitled to then is his money back, not 2 million dollars. If this gets to court, that is all he will get.

    Congrats guy, you just got your $13.50 back. Now pay your lawyers.
     
  17. Durandal

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    I think so, but maybe a bit less obvious about it.
     
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    I'm sure he's collecting some nice unemployment, welfare and everything else he can. Fracking waste of skin.
     
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    opps... he was a Christian Conservative....

    that said, why does party mater in this case anyways?

    addiction is the issue, not the drug which in this case was food

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    Those fat liberals are all alike they eat like pigs live off welfare or public "jobs" grow fat and are either worthless or worse. They all get their medical paid for by Medicaid the government - our tax money or by liberal organization such as Planned FatHood and belong to FLM - Fat Lives Matter !!!

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    I know verification or integrity isn't your strong suit but the story isn't true.
    The photo cross references the a TLC program called my 600 pound life.

    This site has gone to (*)(*)(*)(*) since the truth rule was removed
     
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    This man has a medical problem. Be it physical or mental, that isn't the behaviour of a healthy person. The proper reaction should be to hospitalize him and treat it so that he can live more healthily.
     
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    What part of the phrase "All you can eat" do you not comprehend? Are you part of the "Do over" crowd? It's what they cry when things don't go their way.
     
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    If this was a real story and if this gaboomka got it to court he very well may be compensated for his damages which may amount to the cost of the all you can eat buffet. There are no other damages. There is nothing in the story that says the staff insulted him such as calling him a "fat pig" or a "tube of lard" or "tiny". Even given the size of this gaboomka it have severe doubts that even this pig could have eaten 50 pounds of food even in the 7 hour time frame.
     
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    Well said. :rock_slayer:
     

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