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  1. APACHERAT

    APACHERAT Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Why are there drag queens serving in Obama's PC military ?
     
  2. AboveAlpha

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    To confuse the enemy.

    LOL!!

    AA

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    Not that I am aware of.

    AA
     
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    yo bro, don't feel low. Hang tough. If you ever find yourself in a tough spot, ask yourself, what would Satan do?
     
  4. DennisTate

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    Some people think that a race of humans got to the place where they could live in five dimensional space - time
    and they think that some of the unusual stories from Mt. Shasta indicates that they went there after their land
    was destroyed.

    Some speculate Lemuria.

    According to the Book of Adam and Eve there were a group of humans who lived in a mountain and
    were impervious to the temptations that the descendants of Cain and Luluwa put in front of them until......

    ... they invented seriously cool musical instruments and then the entire population from up on the mountain
    was lured down into the valley and all fell......... except Noah........

    (I think that that story has artistic value..... that could be useful in the future)....


    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=423385&page=7&p=1066446540#post1066446540

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    Same here..... my wife is a genuine exorcist.......
    that came in really handy back in 2000......
    no kidding!
     
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    Think mine is a vampire. Avoids light, pale white, sharp and visible canines. Actually gave me the willies once when one of them was hanging out over her lower lip.
     
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    If you equate masculinity with a clean shaven face and neat hair, as per the mid 20thC, then you may be right. However, if masculinity means full beard, untidy hair, and plaid shirts, then hipster towns are where it's at.
     
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    Has everyone here been married 97 times, or is it just my imagination?
     
  8. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The ability to use search engines very very effectively.........
    isn't exactly the easiest talent to develop......

    On a scale of one to ten... I would have to give myself a five....

    but I might have had difficulty coming up with the search criteria to find that one!

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    Ah yes..... the offspring of a horse and a donkey!
     
  9. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I should copy and paste this over into "The Philosophical Implications of Multiverse Theory" thread......

    just to make it easier for the sincere people who will be wondering who it is that I quoted so often in the
    opening posts in that discussion.......


    Edited....(done):

    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=424926&page=7&p=1066459948#post1066459948
    Thread: The Philosophical implications of Multiverse Theory?
     
  10. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I can give you the name of somebody on this forum who happens to be a cat whisperer.........
    if your cat is deceased.... they might be able to meet him and pass on a message......

    I am not kidding... I have met several mystics or near death experiencers who claim to be able to
    communicate with cats.... and a deceased cat can sometimes appear to them.......

    Back around 1999 or 1998... my then three or four year old son claimed that his room was full of cats......
    I assume deceased cats.... my mom fed many dozens of stray cats..... and raccoons.... and birds....
    and squirrels and rabbits... anything that would come into the yard......

    My theory is that the cats around my son were protecting him from some of the consequences of
    some unwise prayers that I had offered up in 1990........ (and we lived near a graveyard).....

    So I take his claim of seeing lots of cats in his room .... rather seriously......

    Edit......(The message was sent... so one of the Cat Whisperers on this forum may contact you shortly)!
     
  11. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Seriously cool answers to these wild questions..........

    The dumbest thing that I ever did...... wasn't while I was drunk... but I was high on a nutritional product called Matol....
    that gave me an astonishing boost of nor-ephenerine.....(pardon my spelling)......

    My dad had died on January 1, 1990.....
    he had not been "saved"... and I was beginning to read near death experience accounts....
    so after believing in "soul sleep" plus eventual possible annihilation of the soul..... plus
    something like a second chance for the "uncalled" around the year 3030 C. E. or so......

    ... so... worrying about dad being conscious in a less than great purgatory / void experience.....

    ... got me thinking that maybe I could alter the whole formula....... and
    set in motion the restoration.... salvation of a specific fallen angel named in Leviticus......

    I explained the whole thing to Orthodox Jewish Sanhedrin Rabbi Yeshayahu Hollander here:


    http://theschoolofthespirit.yuku.co...r-linking-Jerusalem-Temple-Grand#.V5nex2XA6UU
    Rabbi Yeshayahu Hollander, linking Jerusalem Third Temple with Grand Unified Theory of Modern World Problems.


    I am tossing this at you AA...... because I am pretty close to initiating something of a game of chess with 5 - 7.2 billion unlimited movement
    variables..... that I want you in on.........

    I am certain you will enjoy it.........

    (Oh.... around that same time.... I was reading Time magazine......noticed
    a photo of a transsexual man.... who looked better than ninety percent of women.....
    and I was glad that I lived my life in the back woods of Nova Scotia.........)

    If you are bored there is a series on Netflix that both Maria and I liked.....
    one of the stars was from Sweden.... he falls in love with a guy in Thailand....
    who dresses as a woman......

    quite funny......

    The series is called "Thirty Degrees in February" or something like that.....
    we are both glad that we watched it .......
     
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    Very interesting.....
    I had heard about some collaborations between Israel and South Africa decades ago........

    That could be useful.....

    http://www.politicalforum.com/elect...-brinkley-v-p-2016-presiden-usa-2024-a-3.html

     
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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I have to admit that my two divorces were two of the happiest days of my life.......
    still hard on the head.... .but such a relief..........
    I am so glad that neither one of them had been trained to kill, main or disable people with their bare hands......
    by AA or some of his students.....
     
  15. Moi621

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    Many are familiar with this video
    [video=youtube;ftIRIPcsqxo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIRIPcsqxo[/video]​
    Most do not know that cat, as a stray, followed the parents home from their walk in a park.
    The boy was born after and the cat stayed by him to the worry of the parents that he
    would suck the air out of the baby. (for a good time, see/remember the Drew Barrymore as a child
    episode in the "Cat's Eye" movie of shorts.)
    The parents had other children but the cat only ID'ed with the boy it subsequently saved.

    YouTube has lots of "Cat Saves . . . " videos.
    [video=youtube;YKT3yopL5gk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKT3yopL5gk[/video]​


    There were these Siamese brothers who passed at age 17 in 2015.
    One in March, and one in November. Both Haunt my home.
    There was an Abyssinian who haunted my home so much, visitors felt her jumping on their leg.

    Yes to cats as protectors.
    Yes to "spirit cats".
    I have never heard any dog person mention their old pal was haunting them after death. Have you?



    Moi :oldman:

    r > g


    canada-cat.jpg
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Do you believe in Magic?

    Is/has magic ever been used in espionage/diplomacy?

    Have you ever read the novel "Declare" by Tim Powers? and what did you think of it?
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    If you know of it, what do you think/know of the "Black Satellite" and/or "VALIS" Conspiracies
     
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    Sorry....I cannot discuss this.

    AA
     
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    Magic does not exist.

    However the NSA and CIA do have very real deal Psychics and Remote Viewer's on their payroll.

    The FBI also employ's Psychics and they have been on the FBI payroll for many many decades.

    Such people are very introverted and are not the type to go on some TV show to display their abilities.

    They are VERY real.

    AA
     
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    Tim Power's book is a complete work of fiction.

    The whole.....Advanced Beings on Mt. Ararat thing is beyond laughable that anyone would actually believe that happened.

    It didn't.

    I was a VERY Cold Warrior and I was dispatched to the Soviet Union in early 1984 to develop a back channel system of communications after the whole Yuri Andropov/Able Archer 83 debacle.

    Most people don't know this but the world came 48 seconds from ending back in late 1983.

    Any member who want's to learn more about this can ask me in a PM.

    AA
     
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    I hope this invitation isn't only for those who dislike you.

    Any favorite recent shows?

    Any favorite conspiracy theories that you believe? Modern (like birtherism, or that 9/11 was an inside job) or old ones (like about JFK or pattons assassination).
     
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    I can't discuss this either other than to say that Philip K. Dick doesn't know S#!#!

    AA
     
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    No...lol....anyone is welcome to ask me a question.

    I like that new show on FOX....Lucifer which as about the Devil going to L.A. on vacation.

    I don't tend to watch much TV as I work out a lot and not for vanity but for survival.

    I was injured in the Middle East 6 weeks ago and I just stated running again 3 days ago as I run every day.

    The only conspiracy I am aware of and I am 100% Positive and certain that Humanity is NOT the only space faring race in the Universe.

    AA
     
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    He would double down drink a shot and say.....F@#K IT!!

    "Baby....get Daddy another drink OK?"

    AA

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    I will work with any....HER.

    AA
     
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