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  1. ChemEngineer

    ChemEngineer Banned

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    I popped into this thread out of the mildest of curiosity, and just look at this!

    AboveAlpha: "I could use your support." (wah, wah)


    Quote Originally Posted by AboveAlpha
    Actually a lot better.

    This wonderful woman I so do care for and I are trying again.

    We will see what happens."


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    So, looks like you don't treat women with respect, Mister Know It All.
    You're down in the dumps and could use some support.

    How amusing to read that from a Know It All, who I turned off some time ago because it was abundantly clear that you had nothing to say worth reading.
     
  2. AboveAlpha

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    LOL!!

    This is the best GIFT you could ever have given me!! Thanks!!!

    I find this reply to me ENDLESSLY AMUSING because I really enjoy little odd twists such as a person such as yourself who obviously does not like me nor is my biggest fan would take me up on what my OP details.

    In the OP I make it known because I was feeling low that I was basically giving those who might not like to a FREE SHOT as since I was low my defenses were not up and my usual mental clarity was compromised thus those who did not like me would have their best chance to get in a zinger on me as I was so depressed at the time I would have allowed and even enjoyed the pain.

    Now that was some time ago and I am better and I am really both surprised and extremely thankful for all the kind members that send me many kind messages of support and encouragement and I was REALLY touched by it and so thankful.

    And even the number of members who did not like me were kind enough to see and understand what a bad state I was so I did not receive even one single negative reply for any of them nor anyone in general.

    I keep waiting and waiting and considering how bad I was I was actually EAGER for the first insult to hit me....for the first blow to be struck.....for the first very unkind and cutting words to dice me but you know what????

    No one did that.

    Not a single member whether they liked me or not said a single bad word to me because no matter what....all of them at one time has been really down....really depressed.....the kind of depression that makes you wonder why you are living.....makes you think about putting your Sig under your chin and pulling the trigger.

    They understood....and I thank the membership for this kindness more than you will ever know and if there is such a think as a guy loving a forum.....I am that guy as I love you all for being kind.


    BUT...lol.....BUT......then came YOU...Chem Engineer!! LOL!!!

    Hey....YOU GOT ME!!

    I was hurt and exposed and whah....whah....wah!!

    Thanks for reminding me.

    Your one hell of a guy!!

    AA
     
  3. TheGreatSatan

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    Sounds like something I'd say fo sho :)
     
  4. AboveAlpha

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    Hey...as I have said before....if you met me you would understand immediately that I am the toughest gasoline for blood end all to end all Mother F@#ker on planet Earth......BUT....

    When it comes to affairs of the heart....I have no defense.

    AA
     
  5. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    There is none, those who claim to have one simply don't enter into them, and they are the losers for it.
     
  6. ChemEngineer

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    Oh the pretentiousness of a Leftist, such as AboveAlpha.

    "Ask me anything."

    I haven't the slightest interest in asking AboveAlpha anything, as I have already seen the nonsense he prattles, and promptly put him on my Ignore List, about which he is boastfully proud. These Leftists are experts at word games. But I digest.

    While reading a jot here and a tittle there, I happened upon quotations enclosed in Dennis Tate's posts, and compiled just a few of the very amusing blathers of retired MIT Assistant Professor WahWah, the Gay Sot.

    Quote Originally Posted by AboveAlpha
    I was an Assistant...not Associate...but Assistant Professor at MIT as I developed a Multiversal Theory Model.

    Now Multiversal Theory is NOT Many Worlds Theory as Many Worlds is fa too limited for Quantum Mechanics and M-Theory or Brane Theory.

    Plus in any Infinite System....as our Universe is FINITE....however the Multiverse is INFINITE....in any such system every possibility must exist.


    ChemEngineer: "The Multiverse is INFINITE." Positively brilliant. No, really. No proof. Not the slightest bit of evidence. Not even speculation. Simply a cockamamey fantasy that seeks to explain the Anthropic Principle.

    A few decades ago, pointy heads like AboveAlpha giggled that the universe was too large, too wasteful for God to have made it just for humans. How silly such a God would be, they claimed. Now these pointy heads have outdone their own wasteful arguments, and claimed an infinite number of universes, where all things are possible, presumably even a God, who made everything!

    Back to Professor WahWah, the Gay Sot:

    Have you ever been sexually attracted to a dude?...Yes....and any guy that say's no is lying as we all enjoy a good body as women and men always praise another of the same sex upon their bodies.

    ChemEngineer: Sorry, WahWah, but I say "NO!" Women, yes. Guys, not a chance. Praising someone's physique is separate and distinct from being attracted to the opposite sex. Do try to reason instead of play word games.

    Originally Posted by AboveAlpha
    Thank you that is a very nice thing to say and it helps a bit considering how low I am feeling!!

    Thanks man!!
    AA


    It's not at all surprising. Your wife has rejected you. You admittedly like women. You are an atheist, who makes fantasy into some sort of scientific pretensions. You made your own bed, and then you publicly giggle when your nonsense is ignored, viz. "I'm number one on his ignore list, yay!"

    Finally, this gem from Professor WahWah:

    What is the dumbest thing you have done when drunk?.....I called a bunch of Paddies in a Northern Ireland Pub a bunch of P@$$Y's after winning a drinking contest and then started a riot when I went outside and yelled to a bunch of Loyalists hanging around outside a Loyalist Pub across the street....."THE QUEEN IS A MAN!!"

    Spoken like a true queen, a drunken queen at that. Couldn't happen to a more deserving, more *intellectual* Leftist.

    Seems you've more than met your match, spin it how you will.
     
  7. AboveAlpha

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    WOW!!!

    Let's all give him a BIG HAND members!!

    What a guy!!

    AA
     
  8. Troianii

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    You believe in aliens? Is this like a Roswell kind of alien thing you believe in? What particular things or events make you beleive in other space traveling species?
     
  9. AboveAlpha

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    OK.....a long time ago I was asked to do a JOB with my Team.

    This required a specific Need to Know.

    Because of this I now know with 100% certainty that Human's are not the only space faring race in the Universe.

    Believe me I wish I never had that need to know.

    AA
     
  10. wgabrie

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    You make it sound like it was a bad thing.
     
  11. AboveAlpha

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    I wish I never knew.

    You have no idea how much I wish I didn't know.

    AA
     
  12. wgabrie

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    But you got to know for sure about stuff that other people can only dream about.
     
  13. AboveAlpha

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    I was better off before.

    AA
     
  14. wgabrie

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    What changed about you?
     
  15. AboveAlpha

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    It's really not something I can talk about Wga.

    I should not even be saying what I am.

    AA
     
  16. wgabrie

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    When I was working for the unknown branch of the military, when I wanted to forget, I talked to the right people and they started giving me injections of some stuff.

    I forget what it was.

    It helped me forget what was bothering me, but it also made me sick so I only took two doses before I quit that.

    A man would drive to my house and inject me with stuff.

    It was to help me forget, but they said if anyone asked to say the school was treating me for depression.

    I broke off contact after the last dose, so I don't know much about where I worked.
     
  17. AboveAlpha

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    Damn Wga.

    AA
     
  18. wgabrie

    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    After doing a fantastic job, I was going to get a metal but I left, so I didn't get it.

    But I was done. It wasn't something I wanted to do for the rest of my life!

    It was probably because they were an unknown branch of the military which is why I didn't get in trouble for quitting. Otherwise I imagine I would be charged with desertion.

    Wouldn't it be amazing if I had waited and gotten physical evidence? But I never think of these things at the time they happen.
     
  19. AboveAlpha

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    Wga...it's Medal....not Metal.

    AA
     
  20. wgabrie

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    Ok medal.

    They were going to give me a medal after an intel. operation.

    I just needed to wear glasses with a micro video camera and microphone embedded inside and go inside a UFO with a delegation, as an observer, to film the negotiation.

    Well things didn't go well. The aliens wanted their contractually agreed upon human and I was taken away to give a lot of blood.

    After that they showed me their computer system and I came away with two components, and an explanation of how they worked, as a gift.

    I gave the components to my boss, at the unknown branch of the military, and they were going to give me a medal in return.

    But the video, the alien components, all of it, was confiscated by someone else up the ranks.
     
  21. AboveAlpha

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    Wga...your my buddy but your killing me again.

    AA
     
  22. wgabrie

    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    How so?

    I know you like it I just don't know in what way. :smile:
     
  23. AboveAlpha

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    LOL!!

    AA
     
  24. wgabrie

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    Ok, I can be a bit of a dunce when it comes to my safety and aliens.

    Or at least that's how it was when I was a teenager. I still looked up to aliens.
     
  25. DennisTate

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    I sure hope that I don't get you killed but.....

    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=397835&page=5&p=1066468087#post1066468087

    http://www.politicalforum.com/abortion/465407-m-p-sean-fraser-proposed-anti-feticide-bill.html
    M. P. Sean Fraser, proposed anti-feticide bill.
     
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