I have a tray of Rice Krispy treats you can have...But you missed out on the free 40 acres and a mule..
My proper name uses the feminine spelling (or at least what's considered the feminine spelling.) When I graduated college I was recruited by the DoD into a program targeting fast advancement for people specializing in acquisitions of highly technical equipment and services. It was not until I started work that I found out the program was targeting ethnic women. My "ladies" name and the fact that I attended a heavily Hispanic school got me my first job out of college.
Never seen "caucasian by mistake" on a BC but that element could pose a problem. Perhaps another test would be in order? Do you like "Hip Hop?" Can you go left and make a layup with either hand? Is there anything "Black" about you that would support your claim?
Because of this whole "I can identify" thing. I choose to identify with a rich person. I am now transfinancial. People need to give me money so that I can feel more comfortable with my own rich people kind.
You could certainly keep playing the race card to smooth your path through life and maybe pick up big bucks compensation for alleged "racism" against you..
I'd say we have a doombug in da wood pile. I am not sure but I read somewhere you have to be some percentage linage to claim minority status for government preference. But let's explore: If you were, and you are a veteran of foreign wars, you could claim your minority status, your transgender preference, and your lesbian tendencies. "Ladies and Gentleman! May I present to you our new Obama Secretary of State, Doombug!"
You must. The world is tough enough for everyone. If there is some leg-up that is available to you and that can help you, then you have to take it. You owe it to all that don't have access to those opportunities. Good luck.