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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I bet 5 will getcha 10 he only wishes he could change the words on his
    grave ... " I'd rather be in Philadelphia ".
    Philly used to be a great place and city.It's been corrupted beyond
    repair by democrats.Like what else is new.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That movie I consider great is due to all elements of a great movie.
    From the dialogue to the setting { stormy outside and very quaint and
    rustic out of the way Roadside café } and almost desperate situation
    that has to be resolved.I have seen so many movies of that ilk in
    the last 2 decades and almost all of them fall short.Most often to
    a nauseating degree.Like why even bother finish watching.
    That's what separates a good movie from a silly hybrid.
    - Key Largo - { 1948 } could never be remade and retain it's original
    impact.
     
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    Injuries can wipe out months of training. You have to avoid them.
     
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    Reminds me of 'moving meditation'.
    Lift... move... place... shift.
    Lift... move... place... shift.

    Maybe two seconds per step. For each step, a person travelled about a foot.
     
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    Democrat overconfidence.
     
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    Just don't do what Fix did.
     
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    When the 12 boys and their coach were pulled out of the cave, and were asked what they wanted to eat, they said, "How about Thai food?".

    In one case it was Thai Kentucky Fried Chicken...
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    So, Falena wanted a stripper from the pizza store?

    Im so confused. :cool:
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What Hollywood Icon who died a few years ago was The only
    active actor by 2012 who was in both a silent film and also
    a TV series.Every American my age knows his name and who he was.
    Who once commented ... " When I say ' I Do ' the Justice of the
    Peace replies, ' I know,I know ' "
    also ... " I'm the only man in the world whose marriage license
    reads ... ' To Whom it May Concern ' ".
     
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    Try the yellow ones.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'm thinkin' I might want a nice heirloom piece of ass.
    Y'know like a nice ripe tomato { slang for babe }.
    Is thar anything wrong with that.
     
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    Yep. TMI.
     
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    I know that I'm a heathen athiest, but this has been one of my favorite songs since, like, the twelfth century.

     
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    I get it a Nouveau edition of the Monroe Doctrine.
     
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    1 or 2?
     
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    Im sitting here sounding out loud, po'boy.
    It's a yankee accent disaster.

    Im old fashion.
    If you are a naked stranger, go put some clothes on and we can talk.
    Oh and go wash your hands and for God sakes please don't touch my food.
     
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    Personally and quite frankly I like to squeeze me Tomatoes.
    Kinda like Charmin toilet paper.Like Men of yore used to.
    Nothin' finer than snugglin' up to a real Tomato or toots
    no matter in a Garden or out.In a Theatre,elevator or taxi.
    Used to be quite the thing to do.
    Imagine if Bob Hope and Bing Crosby were told { Instructed }
    no more wisecracks directed at chicks as you flirt.
    Like ... I bet they have to go and see a preist and asked ...
    What Gives Father.? Is it like Hell on earth,already.
     
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    po boy is short for poor boy, i don't think either is in yankee vocabulary.

    po boy's can't afford clothes or soap for washing hands, please be tolerant of their culture from oppression and have sympathy for their sufferings.
     
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    from a po-family? ;)
     
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    Yes the po-boy was from the po-family who were from po-land.
    You know them?
     
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    But would you spare him this life of monstrosity?
     
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    Now I'm confused!!!

    A grinder is part of a lap dance! :D [or the person who is doing the grinding]
     
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