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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, May 1, 2017.

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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    OK ... so I had me a different drink for lunch.
    A Smoothie with some Horny Goat Weed.Now what.
    Should I go right out to the pharmacy and git a pack of
    rubbers.Or a box of rubbers.Or buy stock in some rubber company.
    I need advice.Do Goats go in fir Flowers.How old before male
    goats turn into dirty old goats.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    The first thing any horny goat does is pee on his beard to attract the babes.

    It appears to help if you sit when doing it.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Or Edgar Allan Poe's son.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Spare him his life from this monstrosity
    Easy come easy go will you let me go
    Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
    Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
    Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go...
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just spend a little time and make sure yer dance card is
    filled.And by all means,don't show off yer version of the
    The Funky Chicken
    Do the Funky chicken.
    Do the Funky chicken.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Edgar Allan Poe was married to his cousin.
    You knew that right. ?
     
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    Cubed Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    !!! Glad someone else got it :D
     
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    A grinder is also a hot Italian sub. Of course, some may take that sentence with a different connotation. :rolleyes:
     
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    Ah! Po boy!!!
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Whats so Po about'n dat ?
    I get it ... Yuz on a " Po " kick.Like yer Pa dint like being called
    Pa but Sir.So you called him Sir Pa. Like a Sherpa,
     
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    I know. :D But she related "grinder" to my sb, which implies she's a stripper. And while I do strip her every chance I get...

    So anyway, I had a really hot date on Monday so I will only be thinking of sex for a few more days... Every time I walk by the bed I want to write a poem.
     
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    What man stands between The Fates and destiny?
     
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    LOL I totally missed it.
     
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    Po-em.
     
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    So was the little Po Boy called Six Toe Po?
     
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    Anthony Weiner?
     
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    He is currently busy picking up the soap for Bruno.
     
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    What do you give a prison inmate for Christmas?

    Soap on a rope.
     
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    And wondering if Bruno is Fate or destiny.
     
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    That's ok, any chance to listen to Bohemian Rhapsody is a good one :D
     
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    i don't have much book smarts but this sounds like mother government, she appears to be god. i am called to serve both good and bad masters, hopefully she is merciful.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moirai
     
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