Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

...a Bill Cosby...

He is in prison for drugging women so he can rape them. It is my dark sense of humor but so far they all laughed.

That joke is almost outdated now. So much humor is in the timing...

 

When my ex and I first divorced, I could send a woman a dick pic and get a real laugh. I know what you're thinking. Shame on you!!! Not THAT kind of dick pic. I would send a photo of Dick Cheney. Always got a big LOL! But now most women I date don't remember Dick Cheney.

 

I had one young lady send me this after our first real date.



I told her I was flattered. "But I was wondering: Would you like to date me or would you like to eat me?"

 

I actually had a troll on this board send me a dick pick by private message - reported it of course but not before I replied - looks something like a mans penis only smaller and is that the first signs of chamydia?

 

Haha, yeah, you can have a field day with that.

Amy Schumer said she always asked guys to send her dick picks. If they were stupid enough to send one she didn't date them.

 

These people are truly evil and fantastically dangerous, just like the entire trump movement.

 

I thought MAGA peoiple should be called MAGATs, but they didn't seem to like that.

 

Could have been worse.

 

Very tasteless.

 

Hopefully, you don't want her getting suspicious.

 

I had a potential (rejected) date ask for a dick pic. My response:

I don't do dick pics, but here's two dik-diks...

 

Haha.

 

When people annoy me I PM them a big black c0ck pic.

 

Is that Yo-Landi Visser? She was in Chqppie

 

Is that a blue gum chicken?

 

So doctor, do I have rabies?
Doc: Short answer. Yes.

Patient: What's the long answer?

Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss.

 

Three blokes were working on a high rise building project...
Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says, "someone should go and tell his wife."

Macca says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, so I'll do it."

Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a case of beer. Simmo says, "where did you get that, Macca?"

"Chook's missus gave it to me". Simmo says, "that's unbelievable - you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Macca says, "well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Chook's widow. She said, no, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "you wanna bet me a case?"

 

The black ones only seem bigger because they never relax.

 

Blue gum is a racial slur. It was once thought that the bite of a blue gum negro was as poisonous as a rattlesnake. No kidding ,this is how people thought in the deep South.

 

It is really hot in the deep south.

 

Some like it hot.

 

It makes people crazy.

 

Fact: Air conditioning gave us the Reagan era.

Before AC, no one wanted to live in the South. But after AC came along, older, conservative, retired people moved to the South and became the foundation for the Reagan revolution.

 

I grew up in the north. But I love Alabama. You can garden year round.... inside during the winter.... or cold frame. 231 day growing season. I have few animals, fish and stuff. And some of the best soil there is. It is earthworm thick from layers of manure, wood chips, spoiled hay and plant roots.