Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

How does every racist joke start?

(Green Man looks over both shoulders)

Did you know all the racist jokes Mexicans tell were stolen from the Blacks?

Yup, "If you heard Juan you heard Jamal".

 

After a group of scientists invented a tasteless orally ingestible Covid vaccine they had a meeting to decide which products would be best to put it in to get to finally get to 100% coverage in America.
Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%

 

Parrot on the Street
A lady is walking down the street to work, and she passes by this pet shop. Outside the pet shop, is a parrot sitting on a perch, who looks at the lady, squawks and says "Hey lady.. you're ugly".

The lady is annoyed and continues on her way to work.

The next morning, she is walking to work by the pet shop and again, the parrot is outside on his perch and says, "Hey lady.. you're ugly".

The lady is pretty pissed, but continues on her way to work.

The third day, again, the lady is walking to work by the pet store, the parrot is outside and squawks, "Hey lady.. you're ugly".

The lady is enraged at this point. The stops, turns, and goes inside the pet store to see the pet store owner. "Sir," she exclaims, "every morning, I'm heading to work, walking past your store and every morning your parrot says to me that I am ugly and quite frankly, I find it offensive, rude and it is extremely distasteful. I am going to sue you for harassment, if this doesn't stop."

The pet store owner says, "Maam, I am truly sorry. This will not happen again, I assure you. I will talk to the parrot and make sure that this ends instantly. Please accept my apologies."

The lady thanks him and leaves, on her way to work.

The next morning, the lady is walking past the pet store. There again, is the parrot sitting on his perch. He squawks at the lady, "Hey lady..."

She yells back, "WHAT?!!"

The parrot replies "you know..."

 

Common English Mistakes
Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

 

There to guilty, of doing that lot's.

 

I dunno... in ancient times Britian was the most conquered island in the world.

 

We like to call it inclusivity.
Diversity is our strength.

 

one of my best remembered epiphanies is when I realised the enemy of one of my favorite hero, King Arthur, were the Anglo-Saxons like me!

 

Here's one about them Canucks: