Ask a Dark Lord of the Sith anything...

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  1. Gorn Captain

    Gorn Captain Banned

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    but rest assured....you will join with me or die!

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    Burzmali Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Is that midichlorian crap true, or is George Lucas just crazy?
     
  3. The Wyrd of Gawd

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    Are you the handsome one in your family?
     
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    AllEvil Active Member Past Donor

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    How do you feel the Sith Code helps your day to day life?

    How would you compare it to teachings of competing religions?

    Perhaps Midichlorians are attracted to force users, rather than producing the force themselves.
     
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    Why did you quit your position as the pope?
     
  6. Gorn Captain

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    Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

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    Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!
     
  7. Gorn Captain

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    Their feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.

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    It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!
     
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    Does it hurt when you shoot lightning from your fingers?

    I only ask because when you were Zeus, there were reports you had a few issues with it,
     
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    You Sith are just power hungry. I'd rather be a Dark Jedi.
     
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    Is it true you are poor victims of elitist Jedi propaganda?
     
  11. Gorn Captain

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    Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand.

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    It is unavoidable. It is your destiny.

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    Listen to me. Don't continue to a be a pawn of the Jedi Council!
     
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    Impossible. I am not power hungry. I only use the force for my own personal gain!
     
  13. Gorn Captain

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    The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
     
  14. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Is Vestara Khai as hot in person as she seems?
     
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    Awesome, I hope to use these for my own personal gain!
     
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    (*)(*)(*)(*) YES!

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    Fulfill your destiny!
     
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    Do you think Luke laid the lumber to Leia before learning that they were BOTH your apprentice Vader's children?
     
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    I have two questions...

    1) "Queen to queen's level 3?", Captain.

    and,

    2) Will the newest Star Wars movie owned by Disney be a SEQUEL or a PREQUEL?

    (No younglings were harmed in the making of these requests.)
     
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    next question. Why do you idiots call glass "transparasteel?" concrete "duracrete" etc etc.

    also, how come Han Solo used a distant measurement to describe a speed?
     
  22. Gorn Captain

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    Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
     
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    Oh, Dark Lord : I implore thee !:roll:


    How much Protoactnium should I put in the porridge ?:eyepopping:
     
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    The Sith are Dark Jedi. The original Dark Jedi are the ones who became the original Sith Lords. They settled on Koriban, the home planet of the Sith race and took over, mating with them and eventually the two became one.
     
  25. rstones199

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    Dark Jedi

    This would be me....I would use the Force for my own personal gains. Im not interested in aligning myself with any particular group. Im not power hungry like the Sith or Jedi.
     

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