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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Intervals or long distance running?

    Edit: See, I can ask more serious questions too. :)
     
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    I hope your personal life gets better for you AA. It eventually will, I'm sure. I guess it just is not in your stars right now. Keep doing what you love to do, and take it as it comes. Sometime in future, your true soul mate will find you. Or you her. And you both will love what you both do and accept it.
     
  3. AboveAlpha

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    I am going to be OK buddy.

    Thanks for you concern.

    AA

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    Well the Fed I think is doing as good a job as can be expected considering they are dealing with the United States!

    LOL!!

    AA
     
  4. AboveAlpha

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    Remember...always use real butter...none of that fake crap.

    AA
     
  5. AboveAlpha

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    I am injured and I got my stitches out today so I will probably start running maybe next week?

    I run every day...one day 6 miles and the next day 11 miles and I run at least 1 or 2 of the 20 km's a month.

    I don't have the typical runners body as I lift free weights and I look too muscular to be running such distances but I do.

    AA

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    Things are actually pretty good right now! :)

    I am in a really good mood and I am hopeful for the future.

    Thank you very much for your concern for me.

    That is very kind and kindness goes a LONG way with me.

    AA
     
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    Just go abroad. You'll realize the true nature of women when you do that and will be able to take advantage of the situation. When I went to China, women who I could have never dated in the US were dropping their panties on command. Oh, and they weren't broke, they had a lot of money. The perception of status is all that it took to get anyone I wanted.

    Men who have money in the US and can't get good looking women here should leave the country and remedy the problem. I have an uncle who is 70 and he has a girlfriend in her 20's, all on a pension from the military.
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    How very strange...I guess I'm just lucky that I found a beautiful competent and successful woman right here in the Good old U.S.
     
  8. rickysdisciple

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    Show me a picture of you two and tell me what you do for a living. Chances are, you are either lying, deluded, or have a lot of money.
     
  9. AboveAlpha

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    You know being attractive has it's downfalls.

    There was a girl I went to High School with who I really liked and when I finally got up the courage to talk to her she kind of moved away from me and went and talked to her friends so I figured...."Well...I guess she doesn't like me."

    And that was the end of me trying to get a date from her.

    About 8 months ago I ran into her in the lobby of our family owned company and although I noticed her I didn't immediately go up and talk to her because....well I guess seeing her kind of brought me right back to the early 1980's and it took me a few minutes before I got a hold of myself and walked up to her and said hi.

    We hit it off and she told me she was there as she had an appointment with our HR people as she was apply for a position and I said...."NO WAY!! I think I ought to tell you this company is owned by myself and my family and she said...."I KNOW!!! And because of that I almost didn't come her to apply for the job."

    I had looked at her hand almost immediately when I walked in the door and she had wedding and engagement rings and as it is kind of a habit with me as it is basically a reflex I also noticed that she had a picture key chain of her and her husband along with their 4 children so I knew she was happily married with children but as she said she KNEW I was an owner of the company I had to ask....."Why did you almost not come here today?"

    She said...."You KNOW!"

    I didn't...and I told her I had no clue and she replied...."Are you kidding me!!?? I had the biggest crush on you in High School and I would have killed to get a date with you but you never talked to me and I......"

    I said......"Whoa!! Whoa!! Whoa!!!!! Hold on!! YOU....had a crush on...ME!!!??"

    She said..."Yeah...a HUGE one!"

    I said...."I had a huge crush on YOU as well!!"

    We both freaked out and started laughing until I asked her...."How come you never told me?"

    She said..."Are you kidding me? You were this really tall good looking guy and I was this dorky looking shy girl who had terrible cloths and..."

    And I said...."I really WANTED to go out with you and when I actually got up the courage to ask you out that day before the Senior Show when you were working on the backdrop with your friends I walked up to you and stated talking to you and you just turned away from me and started talking to your friends ignoring me. Why did you do that?"

    She said....."I got scared as I thought that the only reason you were talking to me was so you would get laid and then never call me or talk to me again as that's what good looking guy's do to mediocre looking shy girls."

    I then told her that was NOT ME....and I would NEVER do something like that and as I REALLY liked her if she had just talked to me we probably would have become boyfriend and girlfriend and then who knows what from there.


    The.....MORAL of this little story is this......DON'T JUDGE A PERSON BY THEIR APPEARANCE ONLY!!!

    Yes....I KNOW that many really good looking men and women can be VERY SHALLOW and they can be conceited and egotistical and....wait a minute....LOL!! OK....maybe I am a few of those things BUT.....I do NOT just judge a person by what they look like!!!

    And it is a FACT....that if you like someone you should TAKE A SHOT!! ASK THEM OUT!!! GROW A PAIR!!

    Because you never know.

    AA
     
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    Good story!

    Unfortunately, there is nothing there that contradicts the basic principles of attraction.
     
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    here it is :

    two plus two multiplied by two = ? .....:wink:
     
  12. AboveAlpha

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    Well....most people might not know this but in such a problem if there is no brackets as if there were brackets such as...(2+2) x2.....well that would equal 8......BUT....

    When there are NO BRACKETS.....the rule is MULTIPLICATION IS DOME FIRST!!

    So it would go.....2 + (2 x 2)

    So the answer to your question is 6.

    AA
     
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    Rus.....did you REALLY think you would catch me on this?

    LOL!!!

    AA
     
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    6 sez My Dear Aunt Sally.
     
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    Here is a riddle that I have told before.

    Three men are on the road driving a long distance and it begins to rain so hard they can't even see the road so as they are driving they see a Motel so they stop and walk into the office and there is a man at the desk.

    They ask the man how much are the rooms and the man say's....."Well unfortunately we only have one room left available BUT....the room has 2 beds and has one roll out bed in the couch."

    The 3 men are really tired so they tell the man they will take the room and ask him how much it costs.

    The man at the desk say's...."The room is only $30."

    The 3 men pay $10 each and the man at the desk rings a buzzer and a bellhop shows up and takes the bags of the 3 men up to their room with the 3 men following.

    Now the man at the desk was a very fair and honest man and when the bellhop came back he hands the bellhop five $1 Bills and say's...."I over charged those 3 men as the room is only $25 a night so take these five $1 Bills back up to them and refund them $5,"

    Now the bellhop goes up to the room and just before he was going to knock on their door he thinks...."Hey....how am I going to split $5 three ways as I have no change?"

    So as the Bellhop is not honest like the man behind the desk he starts to rationalize and say's to himself...."I know!! I will give each man back $1 and keep $2 for myself and that way they won't fight over the uneven change!"

    So the Bellhop does this and gives each man back $1 and he keeps the remaining $2.

    NOW...here is the QUESTION.....

    How much did each of the 3 men originally pay for the room? $10 each right?

    As Bellhop gave back each man $1 each then now how much did each man pay for the room? $9 each right?

    Now then each man paid $9 each....3 men....$9 x 3 = $27 right?

    And the Bellhop kept $2 correct?

    So $27 plus the $2 the Bellhop kept is $29 right?

    WHERE IS THE 30th Dollar?????

    AA
     
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    Are you a brown eyed handsome man?

    Apologies if it's already been asked and answered.
     
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    Well...I have Blue/Green eye's.

    Not Hazel as Hazel eye's mean you have yellow and grey in them.

    Just blue/green.

    And I have been told I am very attractive.

    Thanks! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    sorry .... yes .[​IMG]
     
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    LOL!!!

    I like the fact that you are honest!!

    AA
     
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    It was 30.
    Bellhop took a 2.
    (*)= 28.
    28- 1-1-1 = 25.

    everything is in place.
    no

    27 - 2 = 25
     
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    Yes I know....it is a joke as some people spend a lot of time trying to figure this out!! LOL!!

    AA

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    But you made one mistake.

    Each paid $9.

    AA
     
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    I am un fortunately suffering from MS and unable to work...she however makes a pretty penny so we survive....Calling someone a liar out of ignorance is not flattering, and though you certainly could have simply see her in my profile had you rubbed your two functional neurons together I will happily provide you what is requested.....please do not use it for penile practice sessions.
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    Blue/green eh? Eyes to drown in.
    Okie dokie.
     
  24. AboveAlpha

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    MS!!?????

    Dude I am so sorry.

    I have extensive knowledge specific to Medicine, Treatment and Medical Equipment as that is what one of our Companies specializes in.

    If you EVER need to talk PM me and I will try to help you the best I can.

    Your friend,

    AboveAlpha

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    That's what the Girls say!!

    No...really...that's what my two Bi-Sexual Female neighbors say.

    They are obsessed with my eye's.....and a few other things!! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    AboveAlpha..... I am over joyed by the results of this poll so far........

    I think that you will be as well when you get the chance to respond to it.......

    http://www.politicalforum.com/opini...lligence-begin-matter-fundamental-energy.html

    Where did Intelligence begin, in matter or fundamental energy?
    I am an Evolutionary Theist........

    I am of the belief that a being with "Godlike" technological capability

    began, far far far far far more than 13.72 billion years ago, in
    fundamental or nearly fundamental energy that to at least some
    degree corresponds with "Energy from Quantum Vacuum."


    This Intelligence learned and learned, and experimented..... .and
    designed Big Bang type events, nearly an infinite number of them,
    and eventually, around 13.72 billion year or so ago began our.......
    Big Bang event that led to the evolution plus creation of
    all the life forms that we see here on earth.
     
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