Breaking News....Obama unveils new stimuli plan

ABC Neus as reported by James Coup de Ville

Obama Administration keeping it's word of moving "Forward".

"The Obama Administration has just released the major plank of it's new stimuli program that will provide to the unemployed democrats, democrat food stamp reciprients, democrat undocumented workers, and those democrats on other federal assistance programs a one time assistance payment of $1,000,000 to tide them over until they can secure work in one of the ,soon to be created, federal agencies for the elimination of unemployment lines."

 

Just what we need.......not.

 

MBC Neus is reporting that the new stimuli plan will end the recession within weeks.

 

This is SPAM. Not a current event.

 

Obama sends the message loud and clear to his loyal zombie subjects:

"The check is in the mail."

 

Who is "James Coup de Ville" ...?

And do you have a link to support your statement?

 

Brokeback Bob, check your e-mail. I've send you $50 to buy a sense of humor with.

 

You didn't answer my question.

 

Brokeback Bob, check your e-mail. I've send you $50 to buy a sense of humor with.

 

To pay for this new program Obama has announced that Michelle Obama will not take any vacations this year.

 

The house will just kill it.

If Romney would have won, and proposed the same thing, the senate would have killed it.

Welcome to total dysunction

 

Timothy McGeitner has just announced that all private IRA and 401K savings plans will be transferred immediately to the general fund of the Social Security Administration to protect US subjects from making their own investment mistakes.

 

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The less the federal goobermint does the better off the people are.

 

I never thought your comments reflected much honesty or intelligence, but now I think you really fell off the deep end into oblivion!

Good riddance!

 

Check your e-mail. I've just sent you $50 to buy a sense of humor.

 

Check your e-mail. I've just sent you $50 to buy a sense of humor.

 

Apparently you lost what you THOUGHT was a sense of humor on election night!

By the way, how did all the Prayers of "REAL CHRISTIANS" work for you?

Because, my prayers worked great!

 

Unless of course it's disaster relief, or invading middle eastern countries, or awarding large defense contracts in red states.

 

Yeah, your god Satan got what he wanted.

But you and your god still lose.

 

The feds suck at that too.

Anyone who knows anything about disaster relief knows FEMA doesn't do much of anything. It's insurance companies, state and private relief agences and charities that do the lion's share of relief.

Providing for the national defense is one of the legitimate roles of federal government.

 

THANK GOD

Romney would be out of his mind to propose the samething. Command/Control ecconomys just don't work. Romney being a bussines man knows that a free'er ecconomey allows all sectors to grow. This makes technology advance faster because you never know what sector will generate that key consept that leads to warp drive, or photon torpeedos. The last thing he's propose is to barrow more money and shuvel it to contibuters as somekinda stimulas scam. Bet theres a line of CEO's a mile long infront of the white house.

Your nuts. The senate would praise Romney for seeing the light. How he understands how only government barrowing/spending will save us.

you should re-exsamion your take on the world

 

We have known you have no honesty or intelligence and fell off into the pit of hell a long time ago when you became a child of Satan.

 

Dude who wouldn't worship that! Check out the power of Satan. I'm in awe! All hail Satan!

 

Of course he would have.

Romney would have done whatever Obama has, or will do, based on the recommendations of experts that know more than him...but he, and the "so called conservative media", would just call it something else, and righties everywhere would fall "hook, line, and sinker" for the rebranding.

Just like they did when the post Bush righties needed to assuage the humiliation of how the Bush admin left the economy, by coming up with something called the "Tea Party", which is nothing but people who voted for Bush and McCain

Wow....senate Republicans praising a Republican President......why is this noteworthy?.....or did I misunderstand?

Okay, I left the "f" out, which consequently opens up a host of whitty comebacks that would be all too easy.