You wake up to see Martian aircraft land on your front lawn. They want you to take them to your leader. What do you do?
Your 'I hate America routine is frankly getting old and boring'. Say something intelligent and funny for a change.
If they speak English I make hot hot love to their blue skinned women. If not I give them a Captain Kirk flying kick to the jaw.
A dude with a knife wants your watch, your,wallet, and he wants no witness to his crime. What do you do?
A dude with an attitude wants your seat, your boyish good looks, your tailors name, and he doesn't want any back-talk. What do you do?
I don't own a watch, and the contents of my wallet are of no great concern to me. Money comes, money goes. I'll hand him the wallet, close my eyes and count to 100.
Do all Americans have this irrational fear of "baddies" doing awful things to them 24/7, or is it just the ones on this forum?
Sorry to burst your bubble,but you foreign devils made an art of killing people for no good reason,long before America was formed... And answer the question
Get your foreign nose out of American issues. Your opinion doesn't matter to a place in which you are not a citizen. Since I already know what your retort will be; I will say this- I wish America would get out of foreign issues and return to the isolationist policies that worked for a century.
Read my post, and try again. I asked about the fear that Americans have. Why are you all so scared of "baddies". What drives this irrational fear? Are you all just a bunch of paranoid cowards, or is there some other reason?
I'd pour him a glass of wine, get him drunk, tell a few jokes and then send him on his way. I'm really a pleasant fellow, and nobody would really want to slit my throat. Thus, I don't live my life in fear (like cowardly Americans with guns).
Ha ha have you looked around? The USSR collapsed long ago, in your own county, historically morally bankrupt btw, the banks are nearly bankrupt, without a massive infusion of capital they will fail, currently your neighbors are burning each other out in sometimes nameless revolt, strife is everywhere north of and in Africa home of the blood diamond, the EU and the euro is threatened, the UK is tearing itself apart, and you have the gall to say that the USA is in decline? We, and our friends of the west are far better off than your country and your pals.... Oh and for the hypocritical gun comments, your own country has a gun loving citizenship so you are not so sharp in the subject of your own countries preferences and vices. www.nraila.org/Issues/Articles/Read.aspx?ID=72 Jun 11, 2001 – In Austria, every law-abiding citizen has a legal right to buy handguns we love our guns eh? Rev A
Home computer $500 Internet connection $50 pm Political forum membership = free Not knowing anything about geography= priceless
Didn't you have a flag icon up that indicted you were from Austria? Hmmm' it seems to be missing. What a deceptive move that was! I could've swore you had this image on your page this morning (see attachment) ; Rev A
Yes, I did. As a joke, because Americans always confuse Australia with Austria. It seems that only Australians get the joke though, so I removed the flag. I'm still in Australia.
Yeah well this American does not believe your BS. Get a life. It was you that did not know the difference until I pointed it out. BTW why did you remove it (the Austrian flag icon) just before you attempted to accuse me? try for once to man up and admit your 'mistakes' ie your deceptive malicious tactics. Rev A
This Australian couldn't give a flying (*)(*)(*)(*) what you believe. I think you've mistaken me for someone that actually gives a (*)(*)(*)(*) (maybe an Austrian?). Incorrect, and massive fail for you. This has been discussed many times on the forum. Many people have asked me about the flag and I have explained the joke. Do a search through my posts and you'll see (do you know how to search through my posts?). It was a joke, and it worked on you so well that I'm actually laughing out loud now. You fell for it better than anyone else on the forum (all the others had a good enough sense of humour to laugh along with it). The only mistake I made was believing that you had the intelligence to accept the gag. My bad. Because I'm tired of moronic Americans not getting the joke and carrying on like petulant children once they're caught out, ... kind of like you. As I told you, only Australians seem to get it. You yanks just don't have a sense of humour.
