Help Me...I want to get off this planet!!

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  1. AshenLady

    AshenLady New Member Past Donor

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    These should be my biggest problems...

    I bought a not inexpensive handbag that has a hidden sensor in it that keeps beeping when I go in and out of a foodstore.

    I got a phone call from a doctors office regarding my spouse, and apparently they sent his questionnaire to the wrong town and they DO hope that we get one in time. Would she mind letting me know where they are? They are someplace in one of the biggest medical centers, more than 8 square blocks?

    I got a phone call and the receptionist left me a curt message on my machine...would I please not miss my appointment lest I would be dunned a $50.00 missed appt fee. (haven't missed one yet, to my knowledge)

    My kid keeps reminding me how out of touch I am. Don't I KNOW that stainless steel is a coating that fades away? I didn't get taught that anyplace and no, I really didn't know that.

    But then, I remember little kids who are at CHOP and have horrible diseases, and I pull myself together and tell myself not to be such a wuss. Praise be that I have a home and medical insurance and can avail myself of these medical marvels.

    Worse things could happen. We could get another George Bush in the White House. That's a nasty thought.
     
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    Patriot911 New Member Past Donor

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    You had my sympathy right up until you brought politics into it. Now I don't care, nor should I care. Anyone who honestly thinks the worst thing that can happen to them is to get a politician in to office they don't like doesn't really have a very good grasp of what is important in life to begin with.
     
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    what you need to do is get yourself some really good weed, spray febreeze liberally (oops) all over it, let it dry, then skin up a big fat one let it rip thatll get you off this planet
     
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    Always, when bad things stack up, good things are right around the corner. :w00t: First time I have ever heard the word dunned.
     
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    People really do this febreeze thing? That can't be good for you.
     
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    I got a phone call from a doctors office regarding my spouse, and apparently they sent his questionnaire to the wrong town and they DO hope that we get one in time. Would she mind letting me know where they are? They are someplace in one of the biggest medical centers, more than 8 square blocks?

    I got a phone call and the receptionist left me a curt message on my machine...would I please not miss my appointment lest I would be dunned a $50.00 missed appt fee. (haven't missed one yet, to my knowledge)

    My kid keeps reminding me how out of touch I am. Don't I KNOW that stainless steel is a coating that fades away? I didn't get taught that anyplace and no, I really didn't know that.

    But then, I remember little kids who are at CHOP and have horrible diseases, and I pull myself together and tell myself not to be such a wuss. Praise be that I have a home and medical insurance and can avail myself of these medical marvels.

    Worse things could happen. We could get another George Bush in the White House. That's a nasty thought.[/QUOTE]

    Come on now bad sh!t happens to everyone look what happened 4 years ago....We can change that November 6th.
     
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    probably not, mess you right up though
     
  8. CharlieChalk

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    probably not, mess you right up though, so I'm told.
     
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    This sounds like something you got in email..... but threw in the stupid political line yourself.....
     
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    Not only hadn't I heard of dunned, but you might be more hip than me if you knew what CHOP meant.
     
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    Have you tried...
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    This is my case for why we can't solve any of our problems without a cultural revolution, or eugenics.

    This person is not capable of seeing the world on the same level I am.
     
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    what all that hope and change didnt work out for you? and you are really dumb enough to try one more time..no wonder where there are so many dummies in this country
     
  15. AshenLady

    AshenLady New Member Past Donor

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    CHOP is Childrens Hospital of Philadelphia.

    Weed makes you get the munchies as I recall, and I munch enough as it is, eh?

    Thanks for the kindness and the ideas...
     
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    AshenLady New Member Past Donor

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    Hey man, what boomer hasn't, dude. Whacky weed makes u way hungry and I don't need the munchies.
     

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