Just got another message from God.

God told me Nintendo is the superior video game company and that everyone should invest in a 3DS!


Anyways, I'll keep an open mind and try to listen to my inner stuff... That may or may not be God!

"Whispering connundrum. Fur in your ears. Midway to Saturday comes no hopes but fears."



Looks like God misspelled "conundrum"! Naw, just kidding. Just having fun, don't mean to make fun.


I'm sure this post sounds meaner than I mean it to be.

 

No visions or dreams here; but I have had several novel and unique ideas that provided me with patents that I attribute to 'divine inspiration." Have sold and invested the finances received from them and now have 'daily bread' because of them....I always stay open to what may divinely come down 'my pike!'

 

The meaning is clear. You have fallen for a false religion (the mountain) which presents a tremendous obstacle for you to overcome since you've probably been brainwashed since birth to believe in certain dogmatic thinking that is apparently standing between you and true godliness.

Either that or you got a hold of some bad shrub my friend.

 

Update..

Just seen this in the news....could it be this???

http://news.yahoo.com/protesters-clash-riot-police-athens-strike-115524385.html

 

How do you know it is God talking and not the Devil or perhaps an angel, or the one of the Hindoo Gods ?

 

Hate to break it to you, Horselover Fat, but the message you received did not come from VALIS as you though but was in fact a message from the insane demiurge meant to keep you locked up in the Black Iron Prison.

 

If you have a dream in which aliens speak to you and tell you that the only way they can speak to you is through dreams, did you just have a dream or did you actually speak to aliens?

 

When I was young I had the German measles ... my temperature was so high that the skin was peeling off my pecker (literally) .. There was a real threat of death. I was so hot and could not get away from the heat.

I went to sleep .. in my sleep I had a dream .. I was in a dark cave with cool water dripping from the ceiling. Finally I was cool .. the feeling was euphoric.

Then came the light and I went into the light .. It was a strange place and there were beings present. I can not describe the beings because they did not really have shape or form .. more like globs of energy. There were two of them actually .. one to my side and one in front of me.

Then a voice asked me a question .. "Do you wish to stay here or return"
I wished to return.

I woke up the next morning, my fever was gone and life as usual resumed.

Was this a "near death" experience .. was this a dream.. was that God speaking to me.. or was it aliens !? To this day I have no idea but I have never had much of a fear of death or afterlife since.

I can see how some people could have such a dream and think that it was God speaking to them.

The idea of relating that God to some human fantasy name for God .. (God of Abraham, Zeus, Ishtar ) is absolute nonsense.

 

My inner voice once told me something........ Pizza.

He was right too.

 

Most definitely. Michael Shermer has written at length about his alien abduction experience. It was alike in every important way with the experiences you always hear about. He does not believe he was in fact abducted by aliens.

 

so you listened to yourself?

 

Well, guys what do you think now? with the stuff going on now on Athens and Greece? Do you believe me now?

 

Jedi, there is no doubt that this was a message from the Lord. The Bible says in the last days, we will have visions and also messages in other passages. I have had similiar messages throughout my life and then something happens that confirms it.

Prophecy is something people think is only man made. Nope. God is speeding up our understanding as we enter the last days. It sounds like He gave you a word of "understanding" and the key is that is has been fulfilled.

 

thanks. I have no doubt that god listens to me and I listen to him. I know it's hard for the atheists here to realize and understand without proof. Do you think this was it? The message was last year, and something is happening in Athens today...there was no way I could have known about this a year ago. I'm just glad that God listens to me because he has given me everything i've asked him for. I guess I'm blessed/
I just saw this on the news.
http://news.yahoo.com/greek-lawmakers-approve-austerity-bill-athens-burns-000952868.html

 

This is very good. I have to read it again more today. Thanks for that.

 

Jedi , your dream / vision is for you . .

if it was a dream , it'll go away .

if it was a vision from God , then there will be divine reminders .

Either way , you'll have to deal with it .

it's your path , my friend ...

 

Thanks HB, I'm hoping it was a vision and it was meant to help people.

 

That's because you're special. He chose YOU to talk to, very special indeed.

Seriously though, consider the shrink and if you are taking shrooms, consider a few days off.

 

But it's never the actual end days is it? Odd.

 

My inner voice is calling BS on this one.

 

God talks to me as well.

- Lateralus

 

A quick search of links/info Wolverine provided has revealed the following Wiki info post v v please see copy&paste below. v . v


The song is known for its distinct time signatures and corresponding lyrical patterns. The time signatures of the chorus of the song change from 9/8 to 8/8 to 7/8; as drummer Danny Carey says, "It was originally titled 9-8-7. For the time signatures. Then it turned out that 987 was the 17th number of the Fibonacci sequence. So that was cool."[1] It is also apparent that the lyrics are arranged in ascending then descending order of the Fibonacci sequence, which is 1,1,2,3,5,8, based on their syllables. For instance, the first line is "Black. Then. White are. All I see. In my infancy. Red and Yellow then came to be. Reaching out to me. Lets me see."[2] and further examples below.

[edit] InterpretationIn a 2001 interview, bandleader Maynard James Keenan commented on the lyric mentioning black, white, red and yellow: "I use the archetype stories of North American aboriginals and the themes or colours which appear over and over again in the oral stories handed down through generations. Black, white, red, and yellow play very heavily in aboriginal stories of creation."[3]

The song could also be about the order of colors seen while under the influence of LSD. Alex Grey (the spiritualistic artist who did the album artwork for Lateralus) stated that when he closed his eyes on an LSD trip, he saw a black and white spiral, and when he tried it a few more times it became a red and yellow spiral.[4]

The line "As below so above and beyond, I imagine" is a quote from one of the Seven Aphorisms of Summum and is also a direct reference to Hermeticism and the Emerald Tablet.

An interesting side note, in alchemy "The Great Work" begins with the Nigredo (black), then moves to the Albedo (white), then the Citrinitas (yellow), then the Rubedo (Red).

Wolverine , you intimated that God speaks to you , , and you gave a referance which I took the time to research . . it's a song by a comtemporary band , , so , , are you saying that God sang you a song ? ? maybe you was doing some LSD research while watching rainbows and turning lead into gold ? ? ( please qualify my remarks by reading the above references / links found in the above copy & paste quote from Google & Wikipedia)

Look man , serious , , Jedi is a friend , , he makes honest posts , he is sincere , and maybe God did give him a vision , , it's not for me to say , but I did give what I thought was a little light on his path ahead . . a vision is an individual experience , , whether on LSD or cold sober . .

This ain't the Humor / Satire forum .

 

lol. The (*)(*)(*)(*)? You said a bunch of nonsense that happened to have the word athens in it. You should really seek help before God tells you to hurt yourself.