I heard on the BBC last night that American football is on its way here in a big way, which got me a-thinking: what with wall-to-wall sport, from darts thru snooker, effeminate rugby to extreme wrestling, and all of them duplicated by the wimmin's game, and stadiums heaving with humanity (why do sporty people always bounce when they're happy? A question for another day!), I wonder how those sporty people will find the time for a life?