Most Invadable People: The French

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  1. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I've never liked the French. They get other people to fight their battles. They guillotine their leaders. They start again with arrogance from Year Zero.

    When being invaded they cry, when invading they are smug.

    Their men are pompous and annoying.

    Their women are beautiful.

    These two facts make them the most invadable force throughout history.

    Thoughts?
     
  2. Questerr

    Questerr Well-Known Member

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    Thought? How about “Your claim has no basis in history”?

    If anywhere is the most “invadable” place throughout history, it’s either Poland or Iraq.
     
  3. Lil Mike

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    Yeah I was thinking Poland.
     
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    My thoughts?

    Interesting racist rant, nothing of importance to see here.

    This has nothing to do with the military, maybe you should post it somewhere else.
     
  5. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Poland is a nice choice, but their men aren't annoying. Pretty cool people really.
     
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    I never liked ‘mericans. They kill other people in large numbers and claim it’s for peace, liberty, and freedom. They think a small third-world country that three quarters of them couldn’t find on a map let alone spell correctly is a threat, so they invade it (for peace, liberty, and freedom).

    They put paranoid idiots into the WH to lead their country.
    They consider themselves God’s gift to mankind and throw dirt at others whenever they can in order to feel better about themselves.

    Their men are superficial, overweight and painfully ill-informed.
    Their women are painfully ill-informed, superficial, and overweight.

    These facts make them the most (insert most suitable adjective here) people in history.
    Thoughts?

    On a slightly more serious note: is the OP meant to be taken seriously? It is to be feared that the answer could be yes.
     
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    I welcome your country's invasion of the US.
     
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    I thought Poland was created to be invaded.

    Basically Poland's purpose was to be a battlefield where other European nations would fight their wars against each other.
     
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    The French have a serious geopolitical problem, not as severe as that of the Germans, but a problem nonetheless: Their economic core is on the plains of Northern Europe, easily invaded from the East, either by Germans or, potentially, Russians. At the same time, they have a long coastline, demanding a significant naval force to protect against invasions or blockades.

    They're not the "most invadable" people by any measure, but they are in an unenviable position.

    As always, they're going to be fine. I strongly suspect that they will be the leading regional power in three regions near the end of the century. Whether they can successfully survive the thrashing of the American juggernaut I don't know, but they stand a better chance than most.
     
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    APACHERAT Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Obvious you aren't an American.

    We Americans like war and we are good at war.

     
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    Here's another thought.

     
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    Not sure where you're going with all this.

    Fact is France invaded Algeria, Morocco, Libya, Tunisia, Indo-China, Guiana, North America, Mexico, and other parts of the world. When the French fought against the Nazis, 300,000 Algerians volunteered to help liberate them. Thereafter, in typical European Christian fashion, the French turned around, again invaded Algeria and killed over 400,000 of those people. If anything, the Christian professing French are among the world's most invasive people.
     
  13. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I merely thought that annoying men plus hot women makes you very invadable.
     
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    sounds as if you're describing the USA
     
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    wyly Well-Known Member

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    not being surrounded by large bodies of water, mountains or deserts makes any country subject to invasion
     
  16. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Haha that it does.
     

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