Secretary Palin?

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  1. Anikdote

    Anikdote Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure if she'd make a good secretary of the interior.

    But I wouldn't mind being the secretary of her interior! Giggity
     
  2. dujac

    dujac Well-Known Member

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    why such low standards?
     
  3. Anikdote

    Anikdote Well-Known Member

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    She's alright, and she clearly knows how to handle a weapon.
     
  4. sparky2

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    AP/UPI - 10 August 2012

    Reliable sources have leaked a story to the New York Times that former Alaska Governor (and also former Republican Vice Presidential candidate) Sarah Palin was the actual murderer of Sharon Tate and several others in the summer of 1969.


    The brutal, ritualistic murders of actress Sharon Tate, Steven Parent, Jay Sebring, Voytek Frykowski, and Abigail Folger were previously believed to have been committed by the minions of Charles Manson.

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    “Not so,” says a credible witness close to the investigation.

    “Everyone thinks it was Charlie Manson who ordered Tex Watson and a few of the other family members up to that house on Cielo Drive that night. But it wasn’t, it was Sarah Palin that did the whole thing.”
    New evidence will show that on the night of August 8th, 1969, five year old Sarah Palin arrived at the entrance to the Los Angeles Cielo Drive property, climbed a telephone pole near the gate and cut the phone line. Sometime around midnight August 9, 1969, she then shot and killed property caretaker Steven Parent . Next, she slit a screen door, entered the property, and brutally murdered Tate, Sebring, Frykowwski, and Folger.
    Asked to comment from his cell at Corcoran State Prison, Charles Manson chuckled, “Yeah, it was Sarah Palin did the killings. I guess I got no reason to lie about it now.”


    Manson recounted the hazy, drug influenced parties at the Spahn’s Ranch, where he first met young Sarah Palin.
    “She was one crazy little chick, man. Always dancing around the campfire, and talkin’ about killing, and becoming a mover and shaker some day. Said she was gonna be Vice President before it was all over. But first, she had some killing to do.”
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    When asked for her opinions regarding the story, Sarah Palin responded, “Look, I’ve too busy making Nazi gestures, phuucking over my brother-in-law, spitting Downs Syndrome babies out my vagina, and worshiping false Gods to have killed anybody. Go talk to Batboy. I hear he knows something about those killings.”

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    Batboy could not be reached for comment.
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  5. birddog

    birddog New Member

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    What a crock of lies. She had more executive experience than B. Hussein Obama, and his total lack of experience shows. What a loser he has been. Yes, HE has worsened everything in our country. Obama and the do-nothing Senate.
     
  6. dujac

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    what a joke, besides being stupid, she's a quiter
     
  7. sparky2

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    Sarah Palin Engineered the Holocaust
    AP - 10 August 2012

    ‘The Holocaust’ is the term generally used to describe the genocide of approximately six million European Jews during World War II. The Holocaust has long been believed to be part of a programme of deliberate extermination planned and executed by the National Socialist German Workers’ Party (Nazi) regime in Germany led by Adolf Hitler.
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    Fresh evidence has come to light however, and conclusive proof has been offered to the United Nations International Tribunal that the actual author and engineer of the Holocaust was Alaskan Governor and former Republican Party Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
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    The evidence given to the UN by the League of Intensely Bombastic Shrews (LIBS) is as compelling as it is provocative. In sealed documents offered by the LIBS, details of a trans-dimensional conspiracy of staggering and historical proportions reveal that Governor Sarah Palin used a super-secret time machine to travel back to Nazi German during the reign of Chancellor Adolf Hitler. Further, Sarah Palin conspired with Adolph Hitler and Adolf Eichmann to mastermind the genocide of the Jews, (what the Nazis called the "Final Solution of the Jewish Question”).
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    Other groups were persecuted and killed by this atrocity designed & executed by Sarah Palin including the Gypsies; Soviets, particularly prisoners of war; Communists; ethnic Poles; other Slavic people; the disabled; homosexuals; and political and religious dissidents. Taking into account all the victims of Nazi persecution, the total number of Sarah Palin’s victims are estimated to be nine to 11 million.
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  8. birddog

    birddog New Member

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    You simply can't handle the truth! She quit to save the state millions in fees for senseless lawsuits by liberals. She was and is a classy person, something you couldn't relate to.
     
  9. dujac

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    she quit because she's an embarrassment to educated human beings, so she could sell herself for a higher price
     
  10. leftysergeant

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    If the crazy dingbat had been a competent governor, there would have been no lawsuits in the first place.
     
  11. leftysergeant

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    Seriously, dude, if you could just attack the targets they want destroyed, you would have a good future at Fox Boobs or Prison Planet.
     
  12. Flanders

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    To sparky2: I love the satire. There is one fear though. Sarah-haters are dumb enough to believe it.

     
  13. dujac

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    you're projecting your own state of mind
     
  14. Libhater

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    Well, at least he has a mind, tupac.
     
  15. birddog

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    At least Flanders has a mind, not a cranium-filled cesspool of extreme liberal thinking as you do.
     
  16. dujac

    dujac Well-Known Member

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    where do you come up with such whacky ideas?

    nothing i post is related to liberalism


    what a joke, like two cookie-cutter brains
     
  17. Flanders

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    To dujac: The things you attack and the way you attack them identifies you as a flaming liberal.

    Incidentally, nothing offends a liberal more than being called a liberal.
     
  18. dujac

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    you don't know what you're talking about, i attack lies and ignorance
     
  19. birddog

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    Thanks for the compliment. Extreme liberal people have a mental disorder that they deny, deny, deny. Hmmm
     
  20. Flanders

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    To dujac: You attack opinions you disagree with, and you lack the intellect required to identify ignorance.
     
  21. dujac

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    i'm a conservative businessman, try getting a grip on reality


    no, you don't know what you're talking about
     
  22. Libhater

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    There's nothing even remotely conservative about you bubba.
     
  23. dujac

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    really, you have no clue what you're talking about
     
  24. Libhater

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    Look, its quite simple....you take mind numbing potshots after mind numbing potshots at Sarah Palin who is perhaps the most conservative woman on the political stage today, and then you have the gall to tell the forum here that you're a conservative businessman? Stick to music dupac, for you're coming up lame here.
     
  25. mamooth

    mamooth Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Remember Dujac, you're addressing a pack of birthers and white supremicists here, who are more commonly known as "Palin fans". Attempting to use reason with cultists is pointless. In their little PC nutball world, Sarah Palin is the greatest victim to ever exist on planet earth, and the mean ol' liberals attack her out of sheer jealousy and because they hate women, plus she's a smokin' hot MILF that they all want to do. You failed to fully agree with 100% of that cult dogma, therefore they will hate you forever. End of story
     

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