Smartie's Bar & Grill #55

Mornin, y'all. Breakfast is ready. Come and get it.

 

Those pancakes look great. Its what we had for breakfast this morning. Now we're too lazy to move.

 

Interesting historic pictures. Ck out the women of Afghanistan in the 50s. Amazing.

http://news.distractify.com/people/scenes-from-the-past-you-never-expected-never-seen-before/?v=1

 

If they catch them, they should make them wash y'all cars for a year.

 

Where's the bacon?

 

I ate it. Sorry, did you want some?

 

Hilary was pretty in that photo

 

The heck with breakfast or dinner, I want beer!!!

 

Does the Pope sh!t in the woods? Is a bear Catholic? (or something like that) 'Nother loooong neck pleeeese....Yum...Bacon 'n Beer....

 

Good morning fans of Moanday. Leftover bacon and beer for breakfast. I know, nasty, but it's good enough for a Monday.

Rise & shine.

*groan*

 

They just found out that bacon isn't that bad for you. Now we need to study beer.
But here is something that puzzles me.
If smartz ate all the bacon...see above...how come she has leftovers? Something fishy going on.

Oh, cheer up, Friday will come soon enough.

 

Did you know that Beer actually goes well with food.
That some of them { those .. nah } Import beers that are are kinda
strong and heady { aromatic } go better with like a nice Danish.
Or pastry for those of you from the sticks.
By the way ... where exactly is the sticks.I mean,like what part of Texas.

 

Don't bee silly.of course the Pope does not poop in the woods.he uses the
toilet in a bathroom while gazing at the latest Playboy mag,like most any
red-blooded American males.Maybe a - Hustler - mag when it's a rainy
day.

 

Dont go getting technical on us. Lets just say I slaughtered that hog we keep out back and now there's plenty of bacon.

In fact we're having bacon wrapped chicken for lunch. Mmmm, lip smacking good.

 

The Pope is what?
Betcha he would, in the woods, if he had to go real bad that is.

 

Okey Dokey.Then explain if Bacon is so all-fire terrific than how's come
Beef doesn't have a version of bacon.How come the Jewish community
and most deli's have their pastrami but no Ham.

 

Silly boy...







Gotta admit... I've never thought about cow bacon before.. much less eaten it.

Anybody tried it?

 

Haven't tried cow bacon, but I might. Don't like it? How about

http://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/bagameandgo.html

Just so y'all know.

 

If a cow can have bacon, the pigs must have T-bone steaks. Wonder why we call 'em center-cut pork chops?

Confusing. And my daddy was a butcher.

No idea what this means, but it seems appropriate.

 

i had to do that on the side of the road one time on a road trip when the restroom was too far away, very scary as it was close to a home.

 

its always good with a steak or dinner, though id rather not drink with breakfast.
I guess the sticks could be any place that's isolated and surrounded by woods

 

Good morning, it's Tuesday! WOOT!

(faking enthusiasm)

Time to rise & shine!

 

Now that's no way to talk about the Polish people.