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  1. Guess Who

    Guess Who Well-Known Member

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    Wait a minute now they need biscuit mamas :knifefork: to raise them so it is us who rule. They just add spice to it. :)
     
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    In case you've maybe had too much to eat for lunch, and maybe you're starting to drift off...

    WAKE UP!!!

     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Evenin, y'all. Made it thru another day at the salt mine. Tote that barge. Lift that bale.

     
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    I just talked to one of my Granddaughters and her kids sounded like this.

     
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    Smarty, I always liked that song. I also liked Big John. This song always gave me chill bumps,thinking of John giving his life to these miners.

     
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    Love it! My main squeeze is John and that's his ringtone. ;)

    Just thinking... how nice it was when you could actually understand lyrics?
     
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    For Falena

     
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    We saw Marty in concert Merle Haggard was the head liner but he came out on the stage and almost passed out he was so drunk.Marty took the show.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    That was a problem with those good old boys. I saw Ray Stevens in a lounge act in Vegas and he was so drunk, you couldnt understand him. More pitiful than funny. :(
     
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    Everytime I have to scroll down past this I just want to kiss those beautiful lips on that donk.
     
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    Have you ever heard the coyotes howl when a donkey is added to the herd? Our neighbor added a donkey to his herd and the coyotes howled all night. Was not a pretty sound.
     
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    Wow, you were lucky. Some forums won't even give you a chance to find your name or password. They ban you forever...:cry:
    This forum will go the extra mile to serve. :angel:
     
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    I was really worried. I was afraid they'd be mad about me creating all those extra accounts.
     
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    If you explained to them why you created the accounts they would understand. You were not banned and the ones who are banned are the biggest sock puppet makers. They get banned and start making sock puppets so they can continue their mischief.
     
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    Whatcha been up to Daise? Cooled off here only to see record highs the next few days. Crazy Texas fall. :)
     
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    Honestly, I thought those were condoms of all different types and brands. I had to look twice. I wonder why?
     
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    You were close... condom-ents! Lol
     
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    ha! I know there was some show I saw where there was a bowl like that filled with different kinds.
     
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    No if they did I didn't notice. You can bet one thing they won't come into a pasture with a donkey though. I know a panther attacked Rosie once but she healed up. Rosie let my dogs live but she didn't like dogs.

    But that cat killed two very large German Shepards belonging to a cop. He said they tore his poor dogs to pieces. Then it went to a neighbors house and killed her goat, just ate the goats belly and just killed all her chickens. We helped her bury the goat and chickens.
     
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    Beware!

    The paper cup I got at the coffee stand this morning, split open at the seam while I was driving down the road.

    You've been warned.
     
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    It's a conspiracy.
     
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    Namely ... Allforums
    Ring a dinghy anyone. ?
     
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    i would never cast a stone to the whore at the well, but with all respect i don't want to be one either.
     
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    not a conspiracy, they just have plausible deniability.

     
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    Working in the garden, shelling some Texas pecans, working with Cody (that dog is ready for Community college, he is smarter than some people, the breeder wants him back) cleaning up leaves and adding to my mulch pile.
    I wish I was in Texas to enjoy the fall. I always enjoyed visiting Texas in the Fall. One fall we went rafting down the Rio Grande through Santa Elena Canyon it was a gorgeous trip, I had a case of canyon neck when we were picked up after the trip, you are constantly looking up. I would love to do that again. One year we went horseback riding in the mountains and I don't have to tell anyone what happens when you haven't rode a horse in a while.
    http://www.americansouthwest.net/texas/big_bend/santa_elena_canyon.html
     
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