Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

Heh, I have a buddy who is a survivalist type; big-game bow hunter, a consummate outdoors-man, he has stared down bears and mountain lions and probably everything else. He went into a tree at 80 mph face first and died three times in flight. He used to be a tough-guy type and got in a lot of trouble as a young guy.

The other day he told me about a special material he wants to weld but can't find a welder than can do it. So I did a little research and told him I can make him a welder that will do it. I've done something like this before. The only problem is that whereas normal arc welding is low voltage, high current, this will have to be high voltage, high current. At first he got all pumped up until he asked me to elaborate on the difference between this and normal arc welding.

Very simple, I said. You touch the tip, you're dead. End of story.

Suddenly he decided this might not work after all. Funny, he would rather take on a bear than get near electricity.

 

I suspect that is a CIA drone. They are keeping tabs on you.

 

I am possibly an accessory to a kidnapping. A community cat had kittens under my back deck. All her kittens died eventually. She now has acquired a new maybe couple weeks old kitten that very clearly wasn't one of hers that she is nursing.

 

are their sharks there?

florida has the highest rate of shark attacks in America, but they recently banned shark fishing for fin soup in texas, so your shark bite rates might go up too.

 

yes, this is true.

 

by now local law enforcement uses drones for spying, CIA drones are too fancy for the average people like us.

 

maps can be hid in all sorts of clever places, maybe a goat was running by.

 

Whenever I see a flat Atlantic beach scene like that I want to put on my scuba gear and swim out there and dive for Spanish treasure !!

 

What about bear wrestling and drones?

 

A silent yawn, is a scream for coffee.

Oh, and you wimmens folk need to remember never doll yourself up with Spritz and or hairspray.....before going to bed. Just sayin.

 

No worries. I don't use hairspray or any other glue, perfume, make up, and yeah, you heard it here first, I don't like jewelry or shopping.
My preferred dress style is hippie style whatever is clean and payed for, unless I have to dress up for some function.

 

It was a Cheeto. They love em!

Last day on the beach. Switched from seafood to Mexican food last nite. Sure sign its nearly time to go home.

 

Community organizing works. Great White Sharks Matter.

 

And there is still plenty of treasure out there. It is amazing how much they lost trying to get it home.

 

You people are bastards. Now I am going to be stuck watching Vietnam War era youtubes all day.

Oh the woes of being putty in your evil hands

 

Saw this one tues at the IMAX at Moody Gardens. Amazing all the stuff that lives under the sea.



(Excluding Spongebob of course)

 

florida is more of a 'community organizing' kinda state, it was surprising texas protected shark lives instead of human lives.

is all.

 

be careful, they both come out differently and unexpectedly.

i try to stay away from seafood due to the ocean contamination of mercury and radiation, and try to get fish oil from purified supplements.

 

i long for the good ole days when responsibility was consensual.

 

I like the yellow ones with the white fillings whatever they are called. Old school oreo's make my bowels hurt for some reason. Always have.