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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, jingle bells. Holiday Grazing Day at work. So far, there are donuts, McDonald's sausage & biscuits, Christmas cookies, fudge & divinity, healthy muffins and an amaretto cake. Stay tuned for further developments. :popcorn:
     
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    One of our vendors dropped of TWO gigantic tins of those Swedish butter cookies. My glucose is gonna be blown for weeks after this....

    Thursday for the Christmas party, more food, and pasting on the tolerant grin as the Boss reverts to his 12 year old sense of humor. Guaranteed at least one gift in the grab bag requires a battery, if you know what I mean. The funny part is just how tickled he gets with his own jokes.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Bring on the second turkey! Lol, it is a season of excesses isnt it! :xmassanta::xmasrudolph::xmassanta::xmasrudolph::xmassanta::xmasrudolph:
     
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    Ho ho ho!

    The ducks are wearing life-jackets. Blech!

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    Other than that, I have some half-remembered melody from some forgotten tune endless-looping in my head.

    Thanks for asking!

    How about you?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Here, lemme help.

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Wonder if this will work

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    It might if you have a talking parrot.
     
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    Wow! Diversity really is good.
     
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    Stop thinking about that tune - especially if there is a "jingle horse" in it.
     
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    Lunch: cheese dip, guacamole, chips, salami and crackers.

    Now for dessert...
     
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    Amaretto pound cake. Now where's that nap room?
     
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    Here's something to make yer toes tap.

     
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    Luv this!
     
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    That's not it!
     
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    It is now. Hehehe.
     
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    Oh come on! You can’t do that without having Stevie live! Mmmm mmm mmm. Stevie!

     
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    I just saw the title and it got stuck in my head.

    "You must have been a beautiful baby" was my walking downtown head song. Good beat and you can walk to it. ;)

     
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    I was offered sex with a 21 year old guy today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
     
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    The past week or so has been beyond horrible, so when an online friend posted this, I laughed so hard.
    Even you crotchety posters can't help but grin, I betcha..... Hedgehog Socks.jpg
     
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    FB_IMG_1545151683869.jpg Happy staff mtg day. Just found out we get Monday off. Yippee! I wasnt working anyway but saves me a vac day!

    Ho ho ho!
     
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    Bah humbug! ;-)
     
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    Some guidance for those times when you can't just say no.

     
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    So yer going to change yer posting name to crotchety?
     
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