Smartie's Bar & Grill #73

Going snorkeling over a reef is a better day than sitting home unless you see a dark shadow in the water. You get to see the fish in their own environment.

 

Will somebody please help me out, here?

I've spent more than half of the day asking people if this is faked.

I can't believe that anyone in the world can sound like this. Ya gotta listen for at least a minute and twenty seconds to get to the weird part. If it's fake, I'll still love it. I just want to know.

I'm sorry that I couldn't find a direct link... durned Russians! You have to click on the video, then click on the underlined link.

Anyway... please help.



Yes, it's another fifteen year old girl. I hope I'm not turning into a pervert.

 

Reminds me of the time I went with me Roomies to Florida on
Spring Break as a Junior.We { the 4 of us } drove down in my one
roommates little blue Ford Falcon.A Grandmas car.
I shared the driving on the way down and screwed up.I was a Pot
head and my roomies weren't.So in the middle of the night when I did
the driving and me roomies were all snoozin' I snuck a few hits off a joint.
So I was in a dreamy mood.I ended up skipping an exit where there was
a gas station.So the next exit I decided to stop since the gas gauge was
almost pinned to empty.That exit had a huge hill and as I was driving up
the car started sputtering.Then stopped.My roomies knew something was
up when I took that exit.So they kinda knew the car needed gas.
We eventually managed to flag down a car { this was in the dead of night }.
and got a lift to a nearby all night gas station.I forgot what we used to put the
gas in.All my roomies were car fluent { 2 Mechanical Engineers and my high
school best friend an Electrical Engineer }.
All of them knew how to fix engines.Me .. not a clue.
We then made it to Daytona beach and the Biggest Party In a motel
room I ever experienced.Plus some of the Hottest babes I ever done see'd.
Then off to Miami for a stay at t the famous Fountain Bleu Hotel where my
my one roomie had a room reserved.He somewhat got a hold of a Super
Hotel deal he saw advertised months earlier and had the discount coupon.
When I say room,that's what it was.Had to be the smallest Room in all that
Big Hotel.I think it was also a courtesy room for use in an emergency when a
couple have to have a place to stay.It was a 2 bed { small beds } room.
My roomie had a coupon for just 2 people.There was 4 of us.
So 2 of us had to stay away until the coast was clear and then go to the
room as we took apart the bed to make for 4 sleep areas.
Part I { ending }

 

Part II

After Miami and trips down to the beach and of course the
Infamous Ft.Lauderdale and Elbow Room bar { unimpressive as it gets }
we had more adventures to sustain.My roomie also had coupons for
a ship cruise.That was well worth the entire trip.It was just a small trip
from the port of Miami to Freeport and then Nassau.me and my one
roomie { best friend } wasted no time in spending money on a nice meal
and beers we never had.I remember having a few Carlsberg beer.I was
also watching my wallet and limited funds.Turned out all of us roomies
managed to hunt down some chippies and end up using their rooms
for the night.I recall sleeping with 2 chippies that night.A first for me.
My best friend from High School { going for his Electrical Engineering degree }
wasn't so lucky.He was caught chasing around some youngin' chippies
and was warned about.But he was very tipsy and the 2nd time he was caught,
me and my roomies were called over the ship intercom to report to some
office.If said roomie dint knock off his wild chippie chasing he'd be spending the
night in the Ship brig.So we had to put Mike to bed in our ship room and kinda
take turns watching him while also keeping tabs on the Chippies we had date
with.
I never got off the ship to Go Gambling in Freeport.When we got to Nassau
it was just as I figured.Exotic and breezie and of course there was
Paradise Isle to go swimming.Which is how we spent one afternoon.
That is why I started this tirade.It was in the alcove of Paradise isle
and the snorkeling that I saw something that stunned me.Me and Mike {
who was one of those guys who go swimming all afternoon },took off
snorkeling and I followed.But he kept going out and around farther and farther
from the beach each time.I was a good swimmer.So it dint bug me.It was
just I wasn't about to spend a couple hours out swimming.Maybe an hour.
Maybe 2.But never three.What dramatically changed this estimate was what I
saw as I went underwater exploring.I came across a Barracuda.I knew right away
what it was and got spooked.That was it for me.That big fish and long gaping
mouth full of razor sharp teeth did it for me.I swam back to shore as fast as possible
and called it a day.I didn't know that Barracuda were pretty harmless.And that
they like hunting around coral reefs. Plus I wasn't thinking Barracuda.I was mostly
concerned with Getting high.I had no stash.That night at the best bar in Nassau
I scored but also got spooked.I ended up *purchasing a little local grass from the
locals { young blacks acting all tough } who sold nickel bags in those little
match boxes you see at Cigar stores.The pot was weak.Those selling it looked
like they wanted to pick a fight with me.I had to run like hell back to that bar
after pocketing that match box with the weak grass.I made it back to the bar
and me Roomies.I did.I was lucky twice that day.Sometimes luck has a way of
bein' lucky.As we departed Nassau and headed up from Miami to Ft.Lauderdale
and I scored good this time with some Hippies,a couple grams of
some really good Hash {Moroccan } to my delight.So I had to find a
place to buy a small glass hash pipe,I did.Which I did.And that' a fitting end
to my Junior Year in College Easter Florida Vacation.In some Blue Ford
Falcon { Grandmas Car } with 3 college roomies and all the trappings.

* The Bar was up a steep grade and you had to go up a long
stairway to get into the bar.Down below this busy bar there
were locals kinda hiding in the alleyways looking to sell their
hemp to any suckers departing the bar.

 

Thanks! I’m in the weird part of the internet again.

 

Good morning barflies and Russian spies. Happy humpday..

 

Don't forget fried green tomatoes and fried okra.

And of course, the staff of life...

 

Hey!

I came for the grits and weather, and have stayed for two decades next month.

 

Yes, feeling MUCH better. Med change seems to be working.

 

Yeah. I've been chasing down every video she's done.

Here's another kid that you've probably heard. She was eleven years old when this was recorded.

There is another recording of her performing this song. That one doesn't have such a long lead-in, but this performance blows that other one away.

Skip ahead to the 4:40 mark:

 

the one in nyc is awesome as well...

my favs are listed here:
https://nyaquarium.com/

also the planetariums are kool too...

 

I got talked into making wontons once. 3 days later, I was still assembling. Never again. (You can buy egg rolls for a buck or less)