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  1. Ddyad

    Ddyad Well-Known Member

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    More KGB lies!. ;-)
     
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    Maybe start a go fund me to defend your honor.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good idea... I'll send ya a link. ;)
     
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    :pc: ~ I have no idea what this latest conversation is about - I just dropped in to look. I read a few posts and as usual it made me smile. :love:´
     
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    You just have to read the whole thing...it is good.
     
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    Neat story. I think everyone has had those friends that Mama's thought they weren't worthy to have for a friend.

    The song is beautiful.
     
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    ~ I was expecting the following :
    A) We blew it up and made a big balloon ;
    B) We filled it with water and dropped it out the window
    C) We stretched it over our heads and made a cap
     
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    Cheaper than an optometrist I’m sure.
     
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    "I like the song..."

    They're playing that horrible song at Guantanamo Bay and, two lines in, the terrorists are giving up their entire families. It's awful.

     
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    :aww:´ Mama Mia ! :clapping:
     
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    I like financials and still don't understand bitcoin.
    I know this.Gold is not an easy breezie investment.
    You buy gold coins and where are you gonna sell them.
    Not at yer local bank.Or any bank.In fact.maybe if lucky and
    desperate at a Pawn shop.Same with Silver.
    Now I find out that Banks are gearing up to withdraw customers
    savings accounts.Just withdraw their funds.There is some bank
    law passed that lets a bank stay solvent in the event of a run on
    banks.They can just up and withdraw a customers account in order
    to recoup their loses.Plus in an Emergency a Bank can lock their doors
    and refuse those with safety deposit boxes to ever get back in to those
    boxes.
     
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    Good morning barflies. Daise, thought of you when I saw this.

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    Falena, thought of you when I saw this.

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    :roflol:[
     
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    I think I found the translation.

     
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    That just made me laugh out loud.


     
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    How can banks withdraw customers saving accounts?
    Aren't accounts up to $250,000 insured by the FDIC?
     
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    This does have something to do with FDIC { which is usually $ 100,ooo }
    let's say you deposit $ 100 in a bank account.The Bank uses most of that
    money for things such as home mortgages,credit lines and consumer loans.
    A Bank holds on to only a small fraction of a customers deposited account.
    There is some kind of Bank Regulation CC which allows banks protection
    against losses by delaying the availability of funds.Or Your money deposited.
    Plus Banks can tinker around with a customers account if past due, overdrawn
    or a court judgement like Garnishment.
    Plus if you deposit $ 10,ooo or more that is Flagged.The federal government
    gets a notice.
    There has been more than a few movies over the last couple decade
    where Farmers are stunned to find out they can no longer get an advance
    at their bank to start off a new growing season.Bankers can often be sneakier
    than shady used car salesman.
     
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    Cool! Where'd you find that?
     
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    Good Morning Bar Buddies.

    I hope today brings you something so funny you laughed out loud and something so beautiful you took time to appreciate it.

     
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    The link is in the quote.
     
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    I still would like to try the goatherd again but I don't think I can get my husband interested again. I told him we needed to put something in the fenced area that we had put in for the goats. If I ever get any more goats they will be babies that I will hand raise. No grown goats.
     
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    Fred Ziffel { Green Acres } had a Goatee but no Goats.
    Just cute little Arnold { the smartest farm animal since farm
    animals existed }. Back in December { during a warm spell }
    I was at my Local pet food store and heard a squealing.I thought
    it might be a little child after seeing a customer in the store walking
    a big dog.But it was real squealing.I went over to see what it was.
    Sure enough it was a Pot bellied pig.I wanted to find out if a Pot-bellied
    pig grows or stays small.This was a small one and the owners were
    picking out a suitable harness for their widdle squealer.They said the
    pig would not get bigger.I think it was like around 15 lbs.
     
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    Bet it weighs over 200 lbs now. Saying they won't get bigger is how they sell swine for pets. ;)
     
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    I knew the stories about Pot-bellied pigs.Ever since the darling movie
    - Babe - { 1995 }. So I was curious as to what the Owners { a Man and his
    wife } had to say.They kinda insisted that their little squealer was of a breed
    that does not get big.Stays very small.The Movie used 48 Real Yorkshire
    pigs to keep Babe the correct girth.
    I am reading where selective breeding may produce Mini pigs
    and those may end up not growing like Teacup puppies.
     
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