Suicide Bomber Professor Displays Proper Technique!

There are unconfirmed reports the teacher may have had a short fuse

 

By all reports he developed these outstanding skills during his time as athletics director for the Baghdad Boomers

 

I've heard that his parties are a real blast.

 

Did anyone else read this OP and think to yourself I'd be the one in the class standing up and saying, "Excuse me professor, I'm a little confused, can you demonstrate?' I'm confused on when to detonate the bomb"? I can't be the only one.

 

While his passion for the subject is without equal, he does have some serious issues following the safety guidelines. Look, those are there for a reason! This kind of stuff is going to raise their insurance rates through the roof almost as fast as they themselves went through it.

The professor occasionally lacks focus, as sometimes the class has been known to go off in all directions.

Finally, the admins are going to dock his pay for releasing his class early. As a professional, you are expected to teach until the end of the scheduled class period!

 

Probably a fly off at the handle type.

 

The professor sighs. "Allah preserve me. I can't believe the fools our terrorist camps are sending to me for advanced training," he mutters under his breath. Then he whips out a handkerchief and ties it over his eyes while snarling at the class. "It's not that hard. Look at this. I can even do it blindfolded!"

Three minutes later . . . Ka-Boooooooom!

 

The penultimate thing the professor said to his class was, "Now repeat after me. First we arm the bomb. Then we set the timer."

Class, "First we arm the bomb and then we set the timer."

The last thing he said to his class was, "Wait a minute. I think I got that reversed! Oh shat!"

Class, "Wait a minute. I think I got that reversed! Oh sh--"

 

There's more to it than meets the eye... Who'd be so stupid as to conduct the explosives class with live explosives? To take out so many terrorists... No... someone had probably hypnotized the teacher, threatened him with harm going to his family or, at very least, made him a promise he could not refuse. This was no accident.

I see the hand of Mossad here...

 

Well if it was the Mossad then good on them! It's like that old quip; "Everybody bashes the Mossad but you never get to hear about the good things they do in some communities" . . .

 

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DIY disaster

 

Rock on, FREDS!!! Have a great time in Allah's Celestial Cathouse!

 

Did they all pass?

 

The untold story is how this Professor was an undercover mole for his country's security apparatus. He had been promised exfiltration for his whole family in return for intelligence gathering. Just before the class he had walked into the Principal's office and discovered his immediate handler and his handlers boss drinking tea with the principal. This knowledge of secret co-operation with the extremists signed his and his family's death warrant so to save his family he deliberately detonated the bomb killing himself, the students and the men who could order his family's death.
Either that or it was an extreme reaction to really bad canteen food. Canteen cooks take heed!