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Tasteless Humor

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Nonnie

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    Very topical. Sent it to the girlfriend as she's on O2, via TalkTalk. She thought is was very funny.
     
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    I'm puzzled how the fatties that are too fat to move out of bed, still scoff so much food. Surely they can't get to the fridge?
     
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    What comes between fear and sex
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    I've had a sex change ;)
     
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    I bought my wife a new Iphone 10 for her birthday on O2 and she threw it at me in temper, "Shove it up your arse, " she said, "I don't care how subtle your hints are, I'm not going down on you. "
     
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    I know this isn't the place to talk but I'm desperate. I drank over a litre of vodka and snorted 3 lines of coke before boarding this dam plane. Now 2 hours into the flight people are trying to restrain me and all hell has broken lose just because I tried to open the main door. Luckily I made a break to the toilet but still people are screaming at me through the f**king door I really don't think I'm cut out to be a pilot!
     
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    Never been a better time to visit Paris since June 6th 1944.
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    Apparently they're having a fire sale...
     
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    Liverpool council finds 24 adult asylum seekers who are posing as children.
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    Liverpool staff fooled as they thought it normal for '13' year olds to have children.
     
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    I never meant to be a killjoy.
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    But Joy just wouldn't shut the **** up.
     
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    I have some extremely bad news for fans of Justin Bieber.
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    You're Justin Bieber fans
     
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    I forked out two grand for a trip on the Orient Express for me and my wife Val.
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    I know the railways are in a state these days, but we didn't expect to travel to Venice on a replacement bus service.
     
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    You MUST watch all of this, it's not just Lethal Weapon 2.
     
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    My missus used a really inventive trick to slim down for our wedding - she asked half a dozen of her fattest ****s of friends to be bridesmaids.
     
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    My wife asked me to pray for her mothers cancer, and to be fair, God answered my prayer.
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    She died.
     
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    Sega was ahead of it's time with Gay Ryo.

    He finds the seamen he was looking for....
     
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    This photo makes me mad as hell...
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    ...Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is omitted from the pretty girl's fan.
     
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    They gone with the perfect amount of "My daughter is a whore" make up as well.
     
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    Are you assuming zir gender?
     
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    Back off to Tolerance camp I guess
     
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    Did you have a Strapadicktome?
     
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    Erm, his t-shirt bypasses the profanity filter!!
     
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    Help Wanted

    Location: White House, Washington.

    The White House needs a part time kindergarten teacher or person of similar training experienced in wrangling disfunctional humans who cannot look after themselves or play well with others. The ideal applicant should be semi-literate, have a sense of humour and be able to communicate effectively to people with the intellect of a petulant five year old.

    Time wasters considered...
     
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    Job pulled, Obama left the building.
     
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    aye.....as did Kelly....however I imagine the latter was a tad more eager than the former.
     
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