You can't make this stuff up. And anything that you might assume would be a parody, is what they are unironically saying. For real. The best you can do is put them in their natural habitat: a cartoon.
An extended take, even funnier. Point of information: What kind of autism do you have to have to call people "comrade" and not mean it as an ironic insult?
These precious snowflakes are gonna start a socialist revolution and overthrow this and dismantle that, but the sound of clapping is too much for them to handle. I think capitalism will survive the day.
Can you imagine these snowflakes being in charge of a country. Even Belize would invade the US and take over in about 5 minutes.
Funny thing is it was snowflake Republican conventions which got together and financed Marx and the Bolsheviks.
