What Law would you create if you could?

I don't use them because I generally have items that won't read that it has been bagged by the scales and once you do that a couple times you have to have a customer service override. Hardware stores are the worst for having UPC scanner issues.

 

New Law:

If your under drawers are showing and your outter pants are hanging where they show...it is against the law.

 

I and my family own a lot of real estate and I am constantly at Home Depot buying this or that for repairs.

I have a Home Depot Business Account card and I get a big discount but EVERY FREAKIN' TIME....I use the self checkout there....and anyone who has ever gone to Home Depot KNOWS what a pain in the ass it is trying to find and open human operated checkout.....every time at least one item's bar code cannot be red.

It really frosts my ass!!

AA

 

I would outlaw
1. Man buns
2. Lite beer (and the spelling of "light" as "lite")
3. Toby Keith music outside of CIA rendition centres
4. Crotch grabbin' and camera muggin' by any hip-hopper. With Sharia imposed amputation for the offending digits.

 

I agree with everything except the Light Beer thing.

I prefer a lighter beer as how else can I keep my girlish figure? LOL!!!

Just kidding!!!

AA

 

No, it's not--it can spread parasitic worms, which many dogs have.

There is even a wolf parasite that can infect the brain if a dog smells it.

http://www.skinnymoose.com/bbb/2010...-have-thousands-of-hydatid-disease-tapeworms/

 

Well that might explain most of my recent behaviour.

 

Meat eater poop is not good for anything except flies. Vegetable eater poop is fertilizer. Like horse or cow manure.
Nothing is more nasty than walking along the beach and seeing piles of dog poop because the owner of the dog is too damn lazy or nasty to pick it up where someone else doesn't step in it or worse, spread their blanket there and wind up laying on it. It's rude and crude behavior.
It's no different than the schmucks that come to our beaches from the valley on weekends with their babies and change their diapers and LEAVE the diapers on the beach instead of walking 20 feet to the trash can. Plus, it makes it very difficult for the locals to KEEP our beaches open for us that pick up after our dogs when the owners of that piece of beach allow us to use it IF we clean up. They supply doggie bags and a big trash can they dump themselves. In return, schmucks leave filth everywhere. Diapers, broken bottles, sixpack rings, cigarette butts, wrappers. Sure, lets go to the beach and have a great weekend and poop in someone else's yard then merrily go back home to our yard where nobody dare pollute it.

It makes me very VERY mad. PICK UP YOUR DOGS POOP!!!!!

 

Growing up, our neighbour had trained his dog to only poop on other people's lawns. Funniest thing in the world. My dad didn't mind though some others did but back then it wasn't such an issue. I took care of a Swiss friend's dog a few years ago and found out he'd trained him to poop only on street or sidewalk gratings so the stuff would fall through and into the sewer/gutter. Clever bunch , the Swiss.

 

1. Every law congress wishes to inflict upon us must be available for viewing by the public for one month prior to its being voted on. Laws passed without such publication are immediately considered null and void.

2.The federal department of education is here by ended. All employees to be given 30 days salary and any money remaining in it's coffers to be used to pay down the national debt.

 

Make politicians first and foremost victims of their own laws. If a law is created or modified, then they are the first to endure the outcomes .

Also term limits for everyone, no more career politicians.

Illegals would have zero rights in this country other than maybe a ride back to where they came from.

Welfare would have limits.

Social issues will be a local issue, rather than a national one.

Electoral college and primaries would be done away with.

Gang bangers and other violent groups would be classified as terrorists and treated as such.


Get rid of all current politicians titles, they will all be known as public servants and be treated as such. It's about time they stop acting like they are royalty .

 

A balanced budget amendment.

 

FEMA camps to emptied of all incarcerated conservatives and filled with people over 300lbs. who wear polyester stretch pants in public - until they lose 100lbs. and take a fashion re-education course.

 

Term limits on Congress. Two term for the Senate, and 3 terms for the House.

 

I'd go 6 terms for the House (based on the same 12 years as the Senate), but other than that, I agree.

 

I never have a problem the few times I have tried their self-checkouts because there is a bored cashier standing there who just does it for me. Home Depot is not very popular in my area. It is in an odd, hard to get out of strip mall complex, the store is weirdly organized, and it is generally pricey. It was paid by the city to locate here. Most folks use Lowes.

 

I work at a college. That's important for the story.

Last week a friend and I went to a barbeque they were having, the cost was $7.50 each. I told her I wanted two lunches as I was paying for my friend as well.

She stood there for a solid minute trying to figure out the total before I told her how much it was.

We have college students that can't figure out 2 x 7.50 = 15

I bet she supports college free tuition though.

 

Yeah we have both.

And both of them are a serious pain in the ass to checkout from.

AA

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It's unreal isn't it??

AA

 

I would like to see a law that makes it illegal for our governments to deliberately make it look like we are bankrupt..... when this is obviously not accurate.

www.BankingSystemFlaws.blogspot.ca/