Barnaby Just Can't Seem To Help Himself

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    That poor woman.
    Why would he put his hand up for it and then say " it mightn't have been me?"
    If he loves her, wouldn't he just shut up to be gallant?
     
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    Sense. Gallantry. Smart. Barnaby.

    Pick the word that's out of place.
     
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    Takes balls.
     
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    Who's daddy?

    Doesn't make sense...I'm wondering if he only recently found out the due date and started counting...why else would he bring it up now... if it weren't all that important a few weeks ago? Strange..you'd have to feel for the baby... being born into this disaster
     
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    i don't see this relationship lasting long.
     
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    A couple of weeks ago he was hanging on for grim death. :deadhorse:

    Then he was kicked out the door.

    Then someone asked him. "Are you sure it's yours?".

    :eyepopping:
     
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    Well I think since Barnaby had to lose his job all the other potential daddies should be named...we want details lol
     
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    An Irish girl comes home one day all sullen looking. Says to her mother, " Ma, I think I may be with child, pregnant I think I am."

    Her mother looks up from peeling the tatters. "Oh dear, but are you sure it's yours girl?"
     
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    I think we have had enough, let's all sign a petition of "No confidence" for all politicians and parties and start again.
     
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    At the same time let's call for a republic, a Bill of Rights, and a new Constitution that truly reflects the past 200+ years and what we did to achieve it. The good, the bad and the ugly.
     
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    Do we vote for a president, like the US or is he just a figurehead?
     
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    Definitely not just a figure head. Still working on the process and government/state design/function.

    A time to analyse the whole structure, build a better system not based on ideologies of the past. It's the 21st Century, we need 21st Century thinking for 21st Century results.
     
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    How are you going to deal with Abbott, Abetz, Bernardi, Dutton, Morrison etc?
     
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    On January, 1st, 2021 the 21st Century will be 21. A good "Coming of Age" date for Australia.
     
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    A Schizophrenic friend of mine talks about the twenty one year cycle- it sounds sinister when he talks about it.
     
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    Abbott can be Australian Ambassador to Russia. He and Putin can shirtfront each other and swap testosterone.
     
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    Abetz- Kazakhstan? He would get on well with Borat.
     
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    As long as they're as far from Canberra as possible.
     
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    A real bad comedy it is, like somewhere in rural places, where bonking goes ahead every weekend under some influence with the pill after (basically every Monday).
    Oh, wasn't Barnaby a rural advocate? I bet he knows what I am talking about....
    Reg.
     
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    You think!
     
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    The statement today reflects badly on her, I'm sure she is happy.
     
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    Do you think she'll give him the heave ho?
     
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    I'm sure she will, I'm not sure where he is coming from saying what he said. It could be seen that he's saying she was a bike around Parliament, they have all had a ride. It could have been that she too was in a relationship when they what ever they did, I don't even want to think about it.

    He has opened the can, now he needs to introduce us to the worms.
     
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    I'm having trouble coming to grasp she gave him the ho, it makes me heave!
     
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