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  1. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Damn! Brooke Balwin, CNN anchor, just got married. Damn!!! I've always thought she's pretty hot. I wish I had known she was unmarried. I would have allowed her to date me.

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    Agreed she's hot. There are a several hot anchors and reporters on CNN such as Erin Burnett, S. E. Cupp and Brianna Keilar.
     
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    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I suppose one could just ignore the obvious brain damage. Good Looks Matter.
     
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    I think most are smart even if I don't agree with their views. S.E. Cupp is a conservative albeit not a RWNJ.
     
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    Another one is, "My Bodyguard".
     
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    I am now true blue. :) It took me over half of my adult life but I finally started figuring it all out.

    Of course there is no single answer - it depends on the woman. But beyond that it is just an application of Quantum Mechanics. You can never say how any particular particle may be behave. It might tunnel through a barrier, or defy all logic and pop into existence in deep space. But we can say how a large systems of particles will act over time. Its like that with women. No particular action can necessarily be correlated with a logical intent. But over the long term and with many actions, it all eventually makes sense. Put another way, a woman is a chaotic system with a strange attractor.

    You just have to figure out what is her strange attractor.

    That will be $500 please.
     
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    Behold, Woman!

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    Gather your pets around you and watch the rain through a window. It will reassure you both.

    John Oliver was reporting about a man who was being chased by the police for having stolen large amounts of cat food, which he was apparently eating. "The police were in hot pursuit until he saw a sunbeam, laid down and went to sleep in it." I sometimes think that is one of cat's major contributions to us. They help us sleep, just by doing it so well.

    Go and adopt one. Tell the shelter your circumstances and ask them to help you pick one who looks like dogs won't bother it. You'll not regret it. Humans are supposed to take care of animals,
     
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    Ever changing. That's probably the best descriptor one could use for women.

    Appreciate them in all their forms. :)
     
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    Love it! It brings to mind something that happened at the grocery store about two years ago.

    Horror of horrors, I had run out of cat food, so I stopped at the grocery store on my way home from work, looking a bit frazzled for the day, and grabbed a whole bunch of cat food, and went to the register. I had a rather ratty jacket on over my work clothes, and I guess that's all the bagger saw, plus the multiple cans of cat food.

    He bagged it all up, and when handing me the bag, looked me in the eye, and with seriousness in his face and sincerity in his voice, said "God Bless you". I thanked him with a smile, and headed out the door. It wasn't until I was in my car that I realized what he meant.... he thought the cat food was for me.
     
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    Liberty Valance has a good Snidely Whiplash characterization
    by Lee Marvin.About as hokey as his Motorcycle gang role in
    - The Wild Ones - { 1953 } as Chino.
    " Ugh ... The Thrill Of It All ...
    Ugh ... The Thrill Of It All ! "
     
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    Had my everyday player's fret boatd oiled last night, my 2005 Gibson VOS R7 I got 6 months ago, learned/learning a song since last night.
    Me today;
     
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    So, who shot Liberty Valance?
    I think I can make out two eyes. Could just be two orifices.
    She walks in mystery like the night - IOW, SOP.
     
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    That what Galsy looks like on Jupiter.It really gets under the skin of
    Males on Uranus.
     
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    Hash tagging that! :lol:
     
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    I did not say they were stupid. A smart, brain damaged, hot woman is a special attraction.
    I suspect that is why CNN hires so many of them. :)
     
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    The main brain damaged anchors on CNN are male: Chris Cuomo and Wolf Blitzer.
     
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    Yes, but in their cases the brain damage is combined with diminished intelligence. Never an attractive combination.
     
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    I'm a Sucker for Pain. Just sayin. :razz:


     
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    He probably let his some of his biased views get into his acting and made him act hokey.
     
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    Really???:eek:
     
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    Ddyad said: ↑
    A smart, brain damaged, hot woman is a special attraction.

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    Married two of them in my life.....So far.

     
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    Delete the smart and brain damaged go for the hot.. Maybe that will work.
     
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    There is one of those down in San Felipe BC. Pina colada comes in a freshly cored out pineapple, with the core sliced up and in a baggie.
    F’n yum. 5 of 6 of those and you forget all about how much of a pain in the butt the rest of the venders constantly up in your grille actually are.
     
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