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Tasteless Humor

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  1. Liberty Monkey

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    You're going to hell Nonnie but at least you'll have company :)
     
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    This one's really tasteless so I'll post it here :)

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    Liberty Monkey, Jan 22, 2019
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    Forget 9/11 this is the real conspiracy

     
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    Hes clearly a democrat. Hes not wearing any pants.
     
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    ...maybe that should be Emiliano Sala, Rod Hull and Emu.....
     
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    I threw my wife a surprise Bukkake party for her birthday.
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    You should have seen her face.
     
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    Scenes of a man using a digger to smash up a travel lodge hotel in Liverpool have caused up roar.
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    Witnesses describe the shock of seeing a scouser working.
     
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    He didn't get paid his £600 after two weeks so he smashed the lobby up with a mini digger causing £10,000 in damage, lol.
     
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    FOR SALE Digger. Pick up from Travel Lodge in Liverpool £600 ono
     
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    Stay in drugs kids don’t do school.
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    At least I think that's what my teachers said
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jan 24, 2019
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    [​IMG]
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jan 24, 2019
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    For supper tonight, the wife has put a steak on the grill for me.
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    Haven't got the heart to tell her I'd prefer beef instead.
     
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    Watching Michelle Wolfe reminds me of listening to Boy George
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    Commie, commie, commie, commie, commie comedian
    She came and went, she's now gone Ho - ome
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jan 25, 2019
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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...-Morning-saying-doctors-claim-baby-black.html

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    There is no joke I can make that is funnier than the reality itself :)
     
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    StillBlue, Jan 25, 2019
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    Which Kardashian?
     
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    Off topic but Robert Kardashian was the driver when OJ was fleeing the police.

    They never mention that oddly enough lol
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jan 25, 2019
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    A cowboy walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
    The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
    She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
    The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
    She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
     
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    Paddy goes for a job interview at a blacksmiths.
    "Do you have any experience Shoeing horses?"
    Paddy replies: "No but I once told a donkey to **** off!"
     
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    The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.
    The Pope: "I am the pope."
    St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
    The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
    St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."
    The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."
    St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."
    St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
    St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."
    God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
    Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"
    God and St. Peter explain the situation.
    Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."
    Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
    Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"
     
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