Tasteless Humor

I never realised Samantha Janus father was called Hugh

 

Jokes on you, I got my degree in gender studies while there were still only two of them.

 

I've recently set up an LGBT Advice Helpline aimed at supporting victims of subtle online abuse.
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I've had lots of queries so far.

 

How long until Kim Kardashian gets surgery to add bone to her hips to increase the platform for her ever expanding ass? I heard a rumour that she wants an 18" waist with a 100" butt.

 

Mmmm Samantha Janus


I met her when I was doing some location catering on ''Merseybeat'' in Liverpool.
Lesley Ash was on that job too... 18 months after the trout pout injections.

 

Leslie was hot in Men Behaving badly at least in the early seasons.

 

Lan Di lives!

I must avenge my fathers death!

Roll on August

 

Leaked photo from Sandra Bullock in Bird box 2 this time there's no blindfold but she's deaf and lost her voice.

 

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church. On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson on industry and preparation.
He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other, but still no hands raised. "And it jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..."
Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The pastor breathed a sigh of relief and called on him. "Well," said the boy, "I know the answer must be Jesus ... but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me!"

 

I was recently given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said, ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.

By the way, I'm up in court next week.

 

I don’t think i’ll ever get over my wife dropping down dead suddenly.

I’m confined to a wheelchair and she’s blocking the doorway.

 

No one told me it was taboo to eat dolphin


And the brains are so tasty as well

 

Mad Dolphin Disease would explain a lot of these tasteless posts!

 

It's just being English there's a reason the No 1. UK sitcom is Blackadder and the No. 1 US sitcom is Friends it has to do with our differences in sense of humour.

 

Where did Mad Cow Disease originate again?

Did the cows catch it from the "Mad Dogs and English men"?

SCNR

 

This is from 2003 a decade after Europe changed it's farming practises

US had it;s first official mad cow case in 2003 and now the USA has 350 CJD deaths a year ~80% of the UK still less than 1 in 700,000 but damn you're food sounds tasty added with the GM, and HCFS no wonder 1 in 10 have type 2 diabetes and they predict 1 in 3 within a decade at present rates.

 

Today is Holocaust memorial day. That day of the year when we think of the 80 million people who died in World War 2. But remember that only 6 million mattered.


This is very true, I'm pro-Jewish but it always bothered me that we created a narrative that only 6 million of them actually mattered.

 

We have days to remember the others.
Rememberance Sunday for example.

 

It's a shame the Brexit Remoaners are not interested in the fallen to give up our sovereignty

 

I watched this BBC documentary about life in Sheffield when I was a kid, it was called Threads.

Apparently according to the BBC that's also the UK after Brexit.

 

It's not enough though if you ask some who died in German death camps everyone says the Jews.

What about the other 50%? History is doomed to repeat itself when we whitewash it.

but back on topic

I failed my driving test 1st time round. I was driving down a country lane with the examiner when a rabbit ran out right in front of the car. I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try and avoid an animal it's dangerous and you can end up causing a more serious accident. You should always just hit it and keep on driving. Had to chase that **** for miles across the fields before I got the ****er

 

Victoria Beckham's fashion brand receives a £23 million cash injection from husband David after filing £10 million in losses.
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Such is the cost of shagging the nanny.