Tasteless Humor

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/hea...rocery-store-riles-shoppers-ad-220825421.html

Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy
Hell has open borders.



A family-owned Christian grocery store is facing questions from some customers who felt it crossed a line with a political message on immigration in a recent ad.

 

This is how to run congress/parliament

 

Testosterone takes over!

 

And that's before the voting.

 

I thought that was the voting.

 

Kamala Harris endorsed her green deal, lol.

 

"If you mention the idea of homebirth to someone of an older generation, they're always instantly mistrustful. But that's just a generational thing, like racism and never indicating."

 

And they know this from personal experience?

 

I dedicate this to Elizabeth Warren

 

In the UK was pretty standard in the 60's and 70's my mum had 3 at home it was only me that was in hospital and she had Anaemia, made her drink a pint of Guinness every morning, she was in for a month.

 

well yes, open to Republicans

 

Mother etc.. were born at home. Us in the 60's onwards were born in a hospital.

 

My Brothers and Sister were 60's kids I was 77, my sister is old enough to be my mother by council estate standards lol, guess they were the arse end of it.

 

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainme...e-told-by-a-hollywood-agent-to-get-a-boob-job

I've never heard of her so I think her agent probably had a point

 

and the rabii's bite the boys before sending them back to their mommies...

 

One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

 

Thats why theres a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven....

 

cookies from romania (oreo's?)

 

spanish style m&m's (congo babies?)

 

toothpaste by colgate in tiawan (they sure do gots white teef)

 

What about disabled access to Heaven ?

 

Porn gives young people an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.