A thread to discuss HOW AMERICA WON THE WAR.

That should be your first clue

 

Thank you. Clues from you are always cherished.

 

But we have forgotten amongst all this badinage HOW AMERICA WON THE WAR.

Without, it seems, any help from the Russians, Britain, the British Commonwealth (which includes Canada and India), the free Poles, the free Czechs and the free French..

Please note that no koala "bears" were injured in the making of this war. The Japanese bombed Darwin but the local koala bears were busy forming themselves into rafts to escape to New Zealand.

 

Nay, that one we lost and are so far still losing.

 

Yes. But look on the bright side. There will soon be another.

 

Versprochen?

 

ich brauche nicht versprechen. Sie es an euch versprechen

 

Ich glaube, du bist Wurstfachverkäuferin. Na?

 

Indeed. But I have just been told that it is impolite, indeed verboten, to speak in funny languages.

 

I will try.

Well, it is all quite obvious. Just look at the globe! Before coming to Berlin US Army needed to fight down all the japanese. Japanese were the first level. So the american fight with Hitler started in the Pacific. It is all obvious. Later before fighting with Al Qayeda US needed to fight down Saddam. So first of all look at the map and it will become clear.

Second level US made a short reconaissance against the most powerful group of German military that were concentrated in Africa. Just look at the names and quantity of soldiers and everything willl become sooo obvious. Rommel usually was receiving all the best hef-d'oevres of german engineering. So americans had to save the world at least ten times there. And eveyone knows that Rommel was the best and practically the only capable officer of Hitler. In a secret order that noone has ever heard Hitler said: "I will send Rommel to Africa with a hope that he conquers the world. And all the other unimportant guys will go to USSR to have rest there. Bugagagagaga..." So once again look at the personalities and quantities to estimate the importance of american victories. What? British say that it was them who fought Rommel? Well... The glory of defeating Rommel is so big that it is enough for both.

Thirdly. Look at the dates. And everything will become sooo obvious. Like it was already mentioned and like everyone knows, first americans defeated japanese samurais in September 1945. Then in spring 1943 Rommel was defeated in Africa and finally there was a Berlin operation in May 1945. A Berlin operation is the most misterious one. It is quite difficult to see what were americans doing to kill Hitler, but as long as the big boss was killed it is soo obvious that only americans could have it done. The plot against Hitler was started by americans and shared with German resistance. We still don't know the name of super agent that performed assacination of Hitler, because he is obviously so great that is still fighting in a navy seal brigade. So only after his retirement will we know the truth. But once you look at the dates the logics of consequent pass of americans from the Pacific to Berlin becomes sooo obvious that it just cannot be debatable that it was americans who won the war.

 

Thank you for trying.

 

Да, strengst verboten.

I'm a rule-breaker. Comes with being rampant.

 

It seems Americans are less than fondly convinced that THEY WON THE WAR.

A very sensible position.

 

You have to work on your sarcasm as the manner it comes across....perhaps it is your translation software....actually for a time makes it seem as you are dead serious! LOL!!!

I once thought NOTHING could diminish or take away from the vast achievements of the Soviet Union and it's Soldiers who fought against the Nazi's.

Then I found out how many Soviet People Stalin killed.

AboveAlpha

 

Since you have answered - this is the best sign that my sarcasm is fine. It is made by the same software as the translation. It's made in Russia... by God. You should actually have the same but it is probably made elsewhere.

Good for you. Can you give me a link at this quantity? Because actually Stalin managed to make a great country having used less prisoners or executed than a contemporary Russia... or contemporary USA. All the archives are already opened and the convicted are well-calculated. But of course there were contraversial pieces of information which were counting on idiots that cannot read and exist to believe any propaganda they are hooked at. The numbers are very different. From hundreds of thousands to billions. And none is based on facts.

 

Here you go.

LINK....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_transfer_in_the_Soviet_Union

AboveAlpha

 

I suspect your translator is laughing at you. With good reason.

 

I see that you just can't seem to ignore me can you?

AboveAlpha

 

Which war you talking about?

 

Whichever war takes your fancy.

He expostulated, guardedly.

 

I like the Civil War best, because Americans were fighting Americans over the issue of which group of Americans would control most of the wealth and land in the country.

 

This is offtop and there is no quantity of kids that were slaughtered by Stalin. And besides, it ain't funny! I saw plenty of american humour. Benny hill shows tell of what is left of english humour. Here I try to understand what is zeegermanhumourbestofever..., between you and me I can be funny even for russians. But the link to wikipedia is never funny enough. Unless you have read it yourself of course.

 

Can I use this reason to send this translator to Siberia to cut some wood for a decade?

 

You may well get the chance to like it again.

 

Rather depends on whether you have a sense of humour.