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  1. wgabrie

    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    Actually Dennis, although this wouldn't explain my earlier encounters, I think a lot of the reason I was targeted by multiple abductors when I was a teenager was because the aliens mistook the greenhouse premises where I lived to be an agricultural project growing food for the government.

    At least that was one of the questions they had for me was what were we doing. They thought we were growing food or perhaps medicine.

    They had no idea that we were growing flowers for people to plant in their garden for it to look pretty. So that we could earn currency. The aliens didn't use currency they used something else. But no elaboration was made.
     
  2. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Interesting.... one reason why aliens would be interested in greenhouses......
    could be because GMO's, especially terminator seed technology may be far far far far more
    dangerous than the "experts' are admitting at this time........ partly due to the colossal salary and
    benefits that experts willing to lie.......can receive for their services.


    http://www.politicalforum.com/current-events/466314-russia-says-no-gmo-seeds.html
    Russia Says No to GMO Seeds
    I hate to admit it.......

    but on the issue of GMO seeds........ Russia is far ahead of us and they deserve credit for this stance!

    Frankly....... I term myself "pro-life"..... .but if all that is meant by pro-life is to be against
    third term abortions........
    and if I support GMO technology by my silence........

    then am I a hypocrite to call myself "pro-life?"


    http://russia-insider.com/en/busine...-aims-food-supply-thats-cleanest-world/ri8790
    Russia Says No to GMO Seeds, Aims for Food Supply That's 'Cleanest in the World'
     
  3. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    AboveAlpha..... I am going to accept your offer......
    publicly..... on behalf of somebody else.... His name is Sigmund Ivarsson and he
    lives in Japan........

    He has written a lot.... over the past decade or so.......

    Some of what he is written ...... in my opinion..... has the potential to be
    transformed in a significant part of a full fledged Jordan - Israel Peace Initiative.....

    that could perhaps be organized from right here in Nova Scotia......

    Imagine that the year is 1939..... and a somewhat artistically inclined
    nut case from Nova Scotia.....in the year 2020 or 2025... or perhaps 2033..... is sent back into the year
    1939.... to alter the outcome of the M.S. St. Louis Saga...........

    and........

    (background information here):


    http://theschoolofthespirit.yuku.com/topic/3288/master/1/?page=2#.V59p92XA6UV
    Sigmund.... did G-d evolve from a lower life form? Is Law of Complexity Consciousness true?
     
  4. wgabrie

    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    Actually, the one alien race I talked to said that they use GMOs and that's one of the reasons that Earth seems like such a nice place. Because we get to choose if we eat GMOs or not.

    alien figure.png
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Most likely.

    Blame Ottawa that acts like they run :flagcanada: for Ottawa
    :rant:
     
  6. AboveAlpha

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    Well.....since the animal that the Chicken evolved from was an egg layer the answer is the egg as at some point when via evolution that animal had offspring that could at that point be classified a chicken it had to have laid an egg.

    But.....if we look at how life came into existence the answer would be the animal before any egg.

    AA
     
  7. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    In the words of Sargent Shultz......."I see nothing! I say nothing! I hear nothing! And above all....I know....NOTHING!! NNNNnnoothing!!!!"

    AA

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    I have a lot in common with Lurch.

    AA
     
  8. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Moi621.... please have fun over here:

    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...tional-leader-canadas-conservative-party.html
    Dennis Tate for National Leader of Canada's Conservative Party.


    I honestly don't think that you Sir......
    could offend me or annoy me greatly even if you tried!

    Yes... you could get me into a lot of trouble...... but I kind of like getting into trouble!
     
  9. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    See upload #6, Dennis Tate thread.

    And who is trying to offend or annoy?


    :nana:
     
  10. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I am somewhat offended by the nifty video in the lower left corner of this
    blog about a trefoil knot....... that forms naturally ..... but is really difficult for
    humans to put together deliberately.

    Curious???!

    Self Assembling Knots,SISSA
    http://www.mereon.org/#!a-pattern-of-patterns/clsi
     
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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Interesting!

    I keep running into surprising assertion after surprising assertion in NDE accounts.....
    I had thought in the past that GMO technology was too dangerous and would eventually
    cause widespread famine, (especially if combined with terminator seed technology and
    insecticides that kill bees by the millions).

    So I was surprised a while back to read about an NDEr who was shown about
    CLONING TREES?!?!

    https://angelicview.wordpress.com/2015/09/06/commanded-by-angels-to-preserve-the-earths-canopy/
     
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    wgabrie Well-Known Member Donor

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    Cloning trees Dennis? How interesting.
     
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    AA,



    When will forum right wingers learn to post the truth instead of their "politically correct" propaganda?
     
  14. AboveAlpha

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    Well.....the same time left wingers do......NEVER!! LOL!!

    Us Moderates will continue to post the facts!

    AA
     
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    this will set the record straight:



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    as always, the patriotic TRUTH easily defeats the right wing lies
     
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    If you regress to single celled organisms that reproduce by dividing then the egg is the original single cell organism.
     
  17. AboveAlpha

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    OK...as some of you might know I am a Fiscally Conservative Socially Liberal Moderate Voter from Massachusetts who usually votes Republican in Presidential Elections.

    Now right now I HATE both parties as I despise Clinton and I am thinking Trump is got one too many screw lose.

    Anyways....I am looking at this chat and I see a few things that are out of order and one in particular is Rand Paul.

    Rand Paul is without a doubt one of the craziest fake to the bone lying SOB's on PLANET EARTH!! and he should be up at or close to the top.

    Hillary Clinton.....man....if you KNEW what many of us in the Intel. Business thought about Hillary well....let's just say what we would like to do to her is illegal and it is NOT SEXUAL!!

    So...this chart is really off on a few things.

    AA

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    But you forget that self replicating DNA as life existed BEFORE Cellular Life! LOL!!


    GOTCHA!! LOL!!

    AA
     
  18. Mr_Truth

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    Feel free to give a few examples with proofs.

    Since right wingers love the source when it reports items which favor them, they should have no trouble with its present disclosures about the crazed liar tRUMP.
     
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    Like I said Trump is nuts....and he does lie....but so does Clinton...and if I had to pick which one of the two lied more....and it's tough to make a choice....I think I would go with Hillary.

    Rand Paul is quite possibly the biggest lair of them all as this whack job has an AGENDA and his agenda is basically White Supremacy, Forced Christian Ideology in Schools and in Government, Pro-Intelligent Design and Anti-Evolution and just to add....that Intelligent Design book called...Of Pandas and People...is so screwed up even the VATICAN and Roman Catholics refuse to use it in their Catholic Schools.

    Now as far as Obama....I don't hate the guy even if I didn't vote for him as he came into a HUGE MESS when he got into office.

    BUT....he lied about the manner in which the Mitt Romney and Massachusetts Legislature and Consultant Designed Universal Healthcare would be implemented.

    I live in Mass. and we had Universal Healthcare for YEARS as Republican Governor Mitt Romney brought in the best and brightest and along with a heavily Democratic Legislature everyone rolled us their sleeves and created a Universal Healthcare plan that WORKED....as long as it was implemented as it was designed.

    It saved Massachusetts BILLIONS OF DOLLARS and worked very well and I am wealthy and my payments WENT DOWN!!

    Obama took it and with his buddies warped it into something it was never designed to be because the very best in the WORLD in Insurance, Medical, Pharmaceutical, Legal...etc...designed this plan and it works ONLY if it is run exactly the way it was designed to work.

    Obama implemented a warped version of the original plan.

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    Hillary the bigger liar?



    OK. One more time:





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    The chart really is not something that tells the whole story as if you look it states....that Politifact has grades a bit more than 50 statements from each of the listed candidates since 2007.

    Now this really is not scientific because first it does not detail out the total number of statements it graded plus there is no set up CONTROL as far as how the statements are graded nor does it detail out who graded them plus such a thing is subjective in the extreme.

    AA
     
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    This thread threatens to become slightly farfetched, possibly even bizarre in spots.
     
  23. AboveAlpha

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    No doubt.

    But it's my reality.

    Believe it or not.

    AA
     
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    Does being attractive to women lead to consistent and difficult to avoid tendencies from "Friends" requesting more than friendship?

    If so...how does one avoid this regardless of honest discussion to avoid it without causing emotional damage?
     
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    Well I have run into this a lot and the thing is my friends who care about me kept setting me up to go on dates with very hot but shallow in the extreme women.

    Now I am a Gentleman and I do my best to respect the lady and often in the past a single first date would lead immediately to sex that same night or day. And there is a few other complications that arose as far as this as I am very wealthy and I am well endowed in the extreme.

    So in many instances a woman or girl who barely knew me and many times was just meeting me for the first time would get very caught up in how I am so old school as I do all the little things as far as open car and building doors for a lady....stand up and escort her to the bathrooms.....wait for her and escort her back to the table....let her talk and listen to everything she has to say...etc...etc.....then you add that to my looks and physically fit in the extreme body plus my wealth and then my endowment.....and then we have sex.....and even though I am treating her with the utmost respect I KNOW this is not the woman for me so I take her home and I will call her back at least once....and then.....I stat getting calls and sometimes women just show up unannounced at my home...etc.

    So because of this I have stopped dating completely.

    AA
     
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