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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Liberty Monkey, Dec 1, 2018.

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  1. Hotdogr

    Hotdogr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'll take you up on that! We're north of the river, just east of I75.

    Back to the thread topic:

    Fatback was so terrified by the raccoon that guards the door at Nav-a-gator, he had to rinse his panties in the canal.
     
    Hotdogr, Dec 13, 2018
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Wikileaks just released this photo of Mrs Liberty Monkey after he asked for anal!

    [​IMG]
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 13, 2018
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  3. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Which reminds me, your cheque bounced after your last session with my Mrs but thanks at least you sucked you own and my sperm back out of her anus ;)

    Saved Nonnie a job....
     
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  4. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    According to the Wikileaks release you are the only one who pays for sex in your household.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 13, 2018
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    That still doesn't give you the right to bounce checks.
     
    StillBlue, Dec 13, 2018
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  6. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Never happened since the last time I wrote a check was before the turn of the century.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 13, 2018
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    And what's to say that your last session wasn't then?
     
    StillBlue, Dec 13, 2018
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  8. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Per Wikileaks ONLY Liberty Monkey has to PAY for sex in his household.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 13, 2018
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  9. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Mr Truth stood at the back of Yoga class and firmed up.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 13, 2018
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  10. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    At least your mum is cheap...

    And tax deductible ;)
     
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  11. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Richie is more Native American than Elizabeth Warren.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 13, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A charity write off?
     
    tecoyah, Dec 13, 2018
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    Her name is Charity Holoway, named after why and where she had her first sexual experience.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 13, 2018
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    As your pimp she won't like hearing that one of her ho boi's called her cheap!
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 14, 2018
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  15. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Well she was the best person for the job 15 kids, 17 different fathers and 35 years on the game made her the true "Pro" of her business ;)
     
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  16. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hang on guys, the nature of this thread and being in the humour and satire section means that through this loophole in the rules, you are basically insulting someone without fear of repercussion....

    ...carry on as you were.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 15, 2018
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  17. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Nonnie smells ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 15, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Grrr....
     
    Nonnie, Dec 15, 2018
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Liberty Monkey sniffs Nonnie when ever they meet. as his standard hello.....he also knows all the dogs on the block Really Well.
     
    tecoyah, Dec 15, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It's me duck butter problem.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 15, 2018
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  21. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    That's how I greet all the forum members, normally before I pick their fleas ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 16, 2018
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Agreed!

    And it is patently clear that the OP can dish it but becomes butthurt when on the receiving end.

    Probably a good time to shut this thread down before it ends up with a mod warning and/or penalties.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 16, 2018
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  23. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think everyone knows where the line is, just a bit of fun from the grind of politics.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 16, 2018
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  24. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    As long as it always stays on that side of the line.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 16, 2018
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  25. Hotdogr

    Hotdogr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You know it when you arrive at the @tecoyah ranch. All the sheep stand with their butts against the fence posts.
     
    Hotdogr, Dec 16, 2018
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