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Make up outrageous lies about other members

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Liberty Monkey, Dec 1, 2018.

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  1. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    I must say that I am a bit disappointed that there has been no comment on Sally's pool boy's name.
     
    StillBlue, Sep 11, 2019
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    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    Went over my head.
    Didn't get the reference.
     
    Montegriffo, Sep 11, 2019
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  3. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    At least you didn't have to shave yours. Have you ever tried shaving with a wood plane?
    (hint) aboriginal-boy-names
     
    StillBlue, Sep 11, 2019
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  4. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    All the best jokes require you to Google the punchline.
    Very clever by the way, I'm sure all the Aussies got it.
     
    Montegriffo, Sep 11, 2019
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  5. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    I know what a nullah nullah is but it went over my head too. Sorry, it was good.
     
    Sallyally, Sep 11, 2019
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    I was just trying to bridge some cultures. If you're looking for me I'll be there in the corner just rubbing my baldness
     
    StillBlue, Sep 11, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Oh no, poor thing!
     
    Sallyally, Sep 11, 2019
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    StillBlue's head is not the only thing he sits in the corner rubbing.
    He's been thrown out of 3 movie theaters so far this month.
     
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    Montegriffo, Sep 11, 2019
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    StillBlue polishes the family silver while watching films. The theatre owners don’t like it!
     
    Sallyally, Sep 11, 2019
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    @Sallyally goes bra less so it pulls the wrinkles out of her face ;)
     
    Nonnie, Sep 29, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Shades my feet in summer too!
     
    Sallyally, Sep 29, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    To help climate change, @Bowerbird travels around on a besom ;)
     
    Nonnie, Oct 10, 2019
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