Michele Bachmann Asks God If She Should Run For Senate

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  1. Guno

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    The kook is back!!!!!

    She is waiting for her god to tell her, and of course it will tell her wait she wants to hear


    Republican Michele Bachmann claims she is consulting with God on a possible run for Al Franken’s Senate seat.

    The former Minnesota congresswoman told End Times televangelist Jim Bakker that she has asked God if she should run for the U.S. Senate seat left vacant by Al Franken.


    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progre...mann-asks-god-run-senate/#xpGI4eBmD5QkFEhl.99
     
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    Michele Bachman?

    Any GOP Senate candidate in Minnesota is a Certain LOSER, so why not?

    At least that brain-dead lunatic will make it entertaining.
     
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    All I got to say, is that when she was younger, I sure did like the cut of her jib. Her politics leave a lot to be desired.
     
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    If God tells Michelle to run, and helps her get the Republican nomination, then those of us who are Republicans will know that the ****ing liberals were right all along -- Jesus is a communist, and God hates conservatives. [Please, God, don't do it. What can we do to persuade You not to? Resume human sacrifice? Anything You want. Just ask. ]
     
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    She would have to run against Tim Good-n-Plenty......I don't think she has a chance against him.
     
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    It isn't God you're talking to when you talk about running for Senate, it's the other guy.
    :below:
    :flame:
     
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    Does GOD have a sense of humor?
     
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    So many interesting things come out of Minnesota...
     
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    The sky did part, trumpets sounded..

    Oh, my mistake, it's just God laughing his man boobs off.

    "I did not design that model for sentience" he told me later.
     
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    Lefties believe anything. Nowhere in the article does she say what you believe and the fake title says. Typical left wing hate for Christians.
     
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    Only if she gets off the Federal Corn Subsidy.
     
  12. Guno

    Guno Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    so which of this isn't true?


    • argued that immigrants should be indoctrinated into “America’s predominant Christian religion;”
    • attributed the United States’ success to the Ten Commandments while claiming that U.S. lawmakers stand “under the authority” of the ancient biblical figure Moses;
    • claimed that gays promote child rape, and pedophilia;
     
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    Not interested in your unhealthy obsession with hate, just pointing out another hate filled left wing lie.
     
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    Bat-****-Crazy ... I Hope God says yes, I miss her.
     
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    Embarrassed?
     
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    Embarrassed by the left wing drama queens? Hardly.
     
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    yea she is great entertainment

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    She's a great representative of The Right
     
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    jesus, just when you thought you would never hear from this failed wacky right-wing jesus freak again.

    Yeah, Gun, somehow I think it's a pretty safe bet that her alleged god will tell her to run...
     
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    The left's war on women continues.
     
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    The left have replaced faith in God with faith in liberal politicians like Barry their savior. I'd worship a rock before any liberal. Talk about nuts.
     
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    Well, you are worshipping Donnie Sh1tstain, and that is pretty close to a rock.
     
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