PLEASE send a joke, a laugh or a prayer

Very very funny...

 

AL, I just saw this thread. I'm so sorry to hear about your trouble. Best wishes...hope you get well soon. Your friend...Albert

 

Thanks for your wishes, Albert!! I hope that I can get the cast off next Monday and get a walking cast. That would be a great deal for me. Apparently I have 5 plates and 7 screws or somesuch, holdint my ankle together. Time heals all wounds, so I assume I'm covered *yuck* *yuck*
Glad my husband can do work from home and help me in between.

 

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Funny quotes from comedian, Stephen Wright:

"I washed my dog, Spot...and now he's gone."

"Cross country skiing is great...if you live in a small country."

 

It has seemed infinite, but yes, Monday is nearly upon me and then I shall be evaluated to have my cast removed.

This is would be the best news that I have received in such a long time.

Wish me luck.

I need it.

I can't wait til this (*)(*)(*)(*) cast comes off, off, off!!!!

Yours,
Al

 

Well AL, you've made it through another week. ...just hang in there.

And indeed, I do wish you luck for Monday... maybe you'll get the news you're longing for.

Regards

 

Ronald Reagan: "I remember the story of a fella' who was running for office as a Republican and he was in a rural area and it wasn't known to be Republican. He stopped by a farm to do some campaigning, and when the farmer heard he was a Republican his jaw dropped and he said 'Wait right here while I go get Maw, she's never seen a Republican before.' So he got her, and the candidate looked around for a podium from which to give his speech, but the only thing he could find was a pile of that stuff that Bess Truman spent thirty-five years trying to get Harry to call fertilizer. So he got up on the mound, and when they came back, he gave his speech, and when he was finished the farmer says 'That's the first time I've ever heard a Republican speech,' and the candidate says 'That's the first time I've given a Republican speech, from a Democratic platform.'"
*Ba dum tish*

 

Obama didn't cause those fetuses to be deformed. G-d did it for reasons only known to the Lord. Stop blaming Obama for sins he didn't commit.

Thank You

PS You took photos of a misformed fetus(es) and are trying to make Obama seem like he "invented" them. He didn't It was the Lord's work, not Obama's.

Would you care to adopt the fetuses shown in that photo? You know, take care of them from birth and raise them into men, if it could be done?

Would you??? Mr. Big SHOT????

 

to be getting better and relaxing not arguing with people in your joke thread lol... Joke

Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained.

"She was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."

Nuther un....
Unlucky

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck. Get out."

 

If you where referring to the picture in the link of my signature, that's my signature. I was just tryin' to make you feel better 'cause you broke your ankle. :/

But anyway, you obviously misunderstood a very simple photo. There was a photo of aborted CHILDREN in a trash can of an abortion clinic, and the caption read "Mr. Obama, we don't share your moral values!" obviously because he supports what the picture was showing -- The murder of convenience of the innocent unborn.

And what makes you think they are deformed? That's not clear at all, I'm sure most of those babies would have grown to be healthy men and women. AND SO WHAT IF THEY WHERE DEFORMED??? I sure hope you're not saying what I think you are, and what you seem to have made very clear in you're post, because THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING AND OFFENSIVE THINGS I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME! I'm not even going to begin to explain the wrongness of the idea that deformed children and people are a "sin." And even if the picture was of aborted deformed babies, it's not saying that Obama "invented it," it's showing what a monster of a person Obama is to support the murder of them!

And if my son or daughter did have any kind of deformity, of course I would raise them! I will never understand why any parent would ever murder their own child just because it has disabilities. And actually, I know a man and woman who ADOPTED a beautiful downs syndrome baby girl and go all over giving speeches on the trials and joys of raising disabled children. And that is a beautiful thing.

 

Yes, I am recovering from a broken ankle, and surely don't need problems of an eccleiastical nature, nor am I a learned religious scholar.

Don't get so huffy, ya'll. It's a free country and that's what it's supossed to be all along and with

FREEDOM of RELIGION

Peace out

AshenLady

 

Sperm and egg isn't a person.....neither is the egg and zillion of sperms attacking it.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

*religious b.s.(*) makes me want to.....

 

*snicker*

 

*Was* a sperm and an egg. At conception it is no longer sperm nor egg, but a human fetus, a.k.a., and unborn child, and I will fight to protect it. If it's not a baby, then the woman's not pregnant. Abortion is barbaric and it makes me .

 

What's red, bloody, and crawls up your leg?







A homesick abortion.