Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

You've posted several comments about chicks with dicks. It's not a stretch to think you have are fascinated by them.

It's not unusual for homosexuals, latent or those who like "chicks with dicks", be misogynistic. Misogynists often believe women have their place and shouldn't "compete with males" regardless of the type of competition.

 

Accept your fate and saddle up with a nice girl.

 

I dint knowed dat.
That boats can wear Bikini tops.
Did anyone bother to inform William Asher.
Director of them Beach flicks.

 

I have one. Will be 29 years in March. I just like to talk crap.

 

Jeeps too....but women always look better than jeeps or boats both in them.....and out of them.

 

I dint knowed dat.
Like homosexuals aren't normally unusual,these days.
Maybe that explains why *St Paul was a Misogynist.


* The very first writer { he wrote some gospels } to give
Ecclesiatical directives about the role of women in the Church.
He did.

 

One of The most adorned and copied of all clothes.
The Bikini was.More popular than skateboards and Hula Hoops
combined.Took the World by storm.
All it took was a little less.

 

But how long will she be nice.?
Until you get home or take off'n yer clothes.
They say Nice guys finish last.

 

There are heterosexual misogynists, although research shows most to be weak and with "mommy-issues". Homosexual misogynists are a subset of misogynists as a whole.

Paul definitely has sex issues. A lot of his writings are about sex, a subject which Jesus rarely touched upon.

 

Bikinis and hula hoops go together.

 

You're the one with the fascination.

You're the one chasing Russian jock chicks.

 

Correct.

The gay/lesbo world is independent of the hetero.

 

Patty Wagstaff is an American, but I don't expect latent homosexuals fascinated with Chicks with Dicks to recognize that fact. They'd probably only see that she competed with men.

 

Your expertise on the subject is interesting. Where did you learn it?

 

There is No denying that certain parts of Europe house the
most lovely of female athletes the world has ever known.
I'd do anything to have a date with either Oksana Baiul
or Katerina Witt. Russian Women are very sturdy and personable.
Not as Pretty and Hot as Czech chicks,butts close enough.
You'll never hear me complain.

 

Well at least he's off food,for now.I was thinking it might take an
Earthquake to move him off Food obsessions.

 

You guys be nice. This bar is the place to get away from nastiness, not harbor it.

 

A round of coffee for everyone! Make mine Irish.


Thursday is close enough to Friday to count.

 

Yeah who ever heard of nastiness or rough talk in a bar.
Most bars are like Charm Schools ... ain't they.
Debutantes sitting straight up on their bar stools
with legs properly crossed,wearing white gloves.
Ordering proper cocktails.Never gulping.
Legs properly crossed.White gloves on.
Nice thick Red Lipstick and just a wee bit of lace girdle
showing.

 

Most bars have a bouncer, too. Dont push your luck, cupcake.

 

Wagstaff ... eh.I remember his work.Patt Smith { sickly looking and
dressed punk rocker and Protégé of Sam Waggstaff.}
I guess she ended up taking his name.UInless it's a nutter Patty
Wagstaff.
Patti Smith dedicated a lot of hours organizing and going thru
hundreds,thousands of Wagstaff photographs.He was a very good
and influential photographer.They { History Channel } did a fantastic
movie on him and his influence.Not to mention the Notorious
connection to Rube Slime Photo-artist Robert Mapplethorpe.
Patti Smith was his girlfriend and Wagstaff was their mentor.
Strange that like Andy Warhol,Mapplethorpe grew up with a
strong Catholic education.
The ending of the Wagstaff special has the most brilliant
score of any *Bio I ever watched.I could listen to that score for hours.
I used to compose Poems while listening to that { dat } score.
It was that Moving.


* Black White & Gray: A Portrait of Sam Wagstaff
and Robert

 

Somebody put another quarter in the jukebox and silence these two.

 

Surrounded by them in San Francisco for 5 years. That was during and shortly after grad school.

 

Funniest post of the day.

This is precisely why I am always armed with at least 2 weapons (gun and knife) anytime I go to a bar -- and also jack boots on.

 

Give her time and the steroids will take over.