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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Thx for the welcome back, sweetie. Nobody bugs me, but appreciate your concern. ;)

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    My favorite bar is the one in my living room.safer that way. No loose women or dui checkpoints. Not really a dive but a few people have taken a dive into the floor. Only two standing rules. 1, no pictures or videos of me 2, if you can’t aim it into the bowl, water the tree out back.
     
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    I have nothing against loose females (technically speaking, a woman is married whereas a lady is not -- but they are both females).

    But the c.o.p.'s (constables on patrol) are too hypervigilant about stopping cars these days.

    So I have stopped bar hopping. I drink at home exclusively now.

    Speaking of which I need to make a liquor run. I am completely out of gin, tequila, moonshine, and wines.
     
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    30 days is the absolute minimum. If she falls down with her legs up on the first night, you don’t want it, she has been giving it to everybody. My wife didnt give it up for our first 6 months of dating. She was proud of her virginity but she finally surrendered it to me after 6 months of me trying. That was 29 years ago.
     
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    I would say ... 30 minutes.
     
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    Ok got my tequila and my moonshine and some red plum wine to chase it with.

    Time to relax.

    Today is my Friday. I just finished 14 days nonstop.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning... whos howling at the moon this morning?

    Well stop it and have some coffee. ;)

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    Imagine IF YOU CAN a Polar bear let alone any bear
    { small black bear from Tennessee or Kentucky } acting
    IggY. Being scared-ee-pie'd .
    I don't think so.It would be like a Killer whale being afraid
    to learn how to dog paddle.
    A 4 star restaurant chef skittish about using eggs or butter.
    A Dancer unwilling to watch a Fred Astaire movie.
     
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    Funny, but a tad cerebral for this bar don't you think?
     
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    The word cerebral is a tad too much for this bar. ;)

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    Don't furgit to git yerself a bag of Iggy !
    Maybe the large bag.
     
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    I wonder how one would go about doing a self-iggy.
    Like self-medicate,I guess.Or self-urinate.
    Self-bank rob.
    Self-fart.
    Self fix a flat tire.
    Self-snore.
    Self-complain.
    Self-praise.
    Self - Portrait ... Nah ... too mush work.
     
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    What’s iggy?
     
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    It's what Polar Bear do on a message board when too lazy to
    swim away from that chunk of ice they are vacationing on.
    They Iggy.Iggy all day and all night.
    Iggy in the morn.And Iggy on the toilet.Iggy while
    riding off into the sunset.But then Polar bear don't use toilets or
    ride horses.But that don't mean they won't Iggy.
     
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    I don't drink beer. But...

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    ...I could be persuaded.
     
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    Glad you cleared that up for me.
     
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    Groundhog hunting anyone?

     
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    Is that smartie?
     
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    Um ... in her dreams ?
     
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    It was close to the image I have.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Happy Groundhogs Day! 6 more weeks of winter. :(

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Let me buy you another drink, darlin....

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    No such thing.As a Happy Groundhog day.
    But someday we may have us a Happy Iggy Day.
     
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    Did somebody put you on Iggy, dumplin? Tell me who and I'll pull their hair. :icon_fork:

    BTW, diva lunch @ NM tomorrow. Promised someone I'd take pics of the Zodiac Room. Be nice and I'll share. :hippie:
     
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