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  1. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe this for a minute. There was a guy in Azerbijjan some years ago who had records saying the was 167. Problem is the records had been doctored by Stalin's census takers to make everyone look older and he was scarcely a 100. The census taker had even taught him old songs and plied him on the history of the are, replete with bandits who were the last remnants of the Tatars in the area.

    Strangely, I've read somewhere else that our bodies wear out at 110 but very few of us ever get there for some reason.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, May 18, 2018
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  2. Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage Well-Known Member

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    With all due respect, you know this.... how?
     
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  3. Collateral Damage

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    Morning y'all.

    Welcome to Friday, day of 'you want what, when?' and 'take a number, I'll get back with you'.

    It is not recommended to get between me and the chocolate donuts this morning......
     
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    Conan said it better.
     
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  5. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yep ... Yowsers.Explains St.Paul's attitude towards
    b!tches.
     
    Foolardi, May 18, 2018
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  6. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Read it "somewhere" many years ago. It MAY be wrong. Does it stand to reason or do you have a better idea?
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, May 18, 2018
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  7. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I get it.Like Whole Wheat.Or Whole Milk.
    One gets at Whole Foods ... ?
     
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  8. MMC

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    [​IMG]

    ;)
     
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  9. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    What about a Whole lotta Rosie? [​IMG]


     
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  10. Collateral Damage

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    Considering we don't know the caveman's protective instincts other than by hopeful guess, we may never know.

    Since we depict the caveman dragging a female around by the hair, which also may be a guess, we really don't know a whole lot about the family or clan constructive in the way of 'protectiveness'. One can provide the caveman with a whole lot of traits, but it would include some serious guessing.....
     
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    Nah cmon now.....if you are Betty Rubble and married to Barney, and I am the Chief of the tribe. You know Barney is going on some long extended Hunting Trips, Right? :p
     
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  12. HereWeGoAgain

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    Turns out, Neanderthals, which is about as caveman as you can get, were probably swingers - and I don't mean from trees.

    Read more: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/rethinking-neanderthals-83341003/#QFDcyI5dl3SxpShO.99

    Interesting notion - the pursuit of sex led to the development of language.

    I can relate.

    How about that as a pickup line: I'd like to have sex because my tribe doesn't have a sufficient population to sustain the species.
     
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  13. The Rhetoric of Life

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    For supper at 3:00AM after my late swing shift:

    - reheated homemade beef stew

    - maple moonshine mixed drink.
     
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  15. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Anybody watching the royal wedding?

    My next wedding is gonna be like this. *koff*
     
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    5 will getcha 10 I bet that Stew has a real problem with
    yuz calling him " homemade " ... I do.
     
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  17. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hope Harry's vows stick better than his dad's. Beautiful wedding. Loved it that the queen starting diggin in her purse as soon as she was seated. Some female traits are intl. Lol
     
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    I wouldn’t walk across the street to see it. What a farce. Anyone that thinks they are royal needs the snooty kicked out of them.
     
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  19. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Gorgeous ceremony. May they live long and prosper. :)
     
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  20. Foolardi

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    Supposedly the theory holds that Brits are totally enamored
    with their Royalty { Royal families } as told yesterday on Fox
    by a former Royal guard who was personally invited to the Wedding.
    I'm not so sure about that.That was definitely true when Princess
    Diana was around and even more so when she died.But a lot
    has changed in Britain since that time.A whole helluva lot.
     
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    Who has TVs at the beach?
     
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    I'm not trying to appear morbid but Weddings do nothing for me.
    Funerals ... totally another story.Very few Americans my age are
    likely to forget the J.F.K. Funeral or even Winston Churchill.
    Because Funerals are very serious and somber and sad.
    I like Sad,dramatic movies,most.Because there is something
    intrinsically compelling about sadness.Humans sometimes cry
    when confronted with Joy.Joy and sadness are sometimes
    co-dependent.There is a saying ... You have to experience
    sadness to know happiness.

    " The word ' Happy ' would lose it's meaning
    if it were not balanced by sadness ."
    -- Carl Jung
     
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  23. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Thats why I'm up so early... leaving for vacay shortly. Woke up early, then remembered the wedding. Good way to pass the time til Im ready to leave. ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Loved the choir singing STAND BY ME. It was definitely Meghan's wedding. :heart:
     
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    Can't avoid watching it since it is on every network channel on tv.

    Gag!
     
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