Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

Mornin'!

I would like to trade in two Mondays for one Friday, please.

 

The good news for ya is.....I am willing to name myself, Joe Friday.

 

" Where even Richard Nixon has got Soul "

 

I'll give credit for creativity.

Where is everybody?

 

Most are on earth but a few are in the space station.

 

I think some have taken up permanent residency there....

It's been very quiet in here since Smarty's return from vacay... do we need to pool our resources and send her away again in order for the Bar to get lively?

 

I call for a mutiny! Let's take over the dump and have a party!

I'm sitting here waiting to find out which customer will get back to me first. Thought I was out the door this morning but nobody is ready! GRRRRRRRR!!!!

Waiting to find out if I have to be in Mexico this week too. Eeeeeesh!

 

Decisions, decisions, decisions. If there is a choice, I'll take Nebraska this week.

But I guess you need to rely on whomever is paying the bills. But it was a thought....

 

Too much weekend... took the day off.


(Present company excluded, of course)

 

I'm temped to ask my sugar baby if she would like to go, if I go. But that could be risky. Work trips can be crazy and we've never traveled yet. So so tempting... but just too risky, I think....

I almost took my Number One on a world tour. Almost took a contract that would have had me traveling all over the globe for two years. And she wanted to go! In fact, that is what cinched our relationship. I barely knew her. I told her about my trip and she said she'd love to do something like that. I said, well hell, I'll take you with me! I was just joking!!! I never imagined that she would seriously consider it. But without even hesitating she said, OKAY!!! WTF?!?! I thought. REALLY!?!? She was dead serious. She couldn't believe I'd take her. I laughed and said, baby, I'd take you ANYWHERE!!! And so it began.

Unfortunately, many of the countries turned out to be far too dangerous to leave a hot blonde alone all day. It would have been crazy to take her. I would have worried sick about her all day. And she agreed. Many of the countries were on the CIA list of dangerous countries, for travel. And in many places, she would be the only blonde around for hundreds of miles or more! So we never went. But we saw each other for the next three years.

We had quite the plan for cities in Europe and similar destinations. She wanted to see women but not women she might encounter beyond that. She didn't want a relationship or to be running into them later. She just wanted to explore her own bisexuality. So the trip was the perfect opportunity: The plan was that she would go out during the day and find another hot young lady to join us for the evening. LOL!!! I thought I was a freaking genius when I came up with that idea. I would have a smoking hot blonde out acting as wing man to get another hottie for a threesome. I didn't have to do anything. She would sell them on me. And she was all over it!!! But as I said, the trip was just too dangerous in the end.

 

How can One " go again " when they hadn't done gone in the
first place.?

 

Dunno.


But that Eyetalion Woman, Falena has been carrying around a shovel.

 

Driving a truck requires the ability to adapt to a variety of circumstances.

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I get it.One them Atoll.I had a dream about one them Atoll onced.
However it came close to being a wet dream with plenty of Bikini
babes and drinks with umbrella.Cabana Boys and plenty of beach towels.
Then I woke up.I think my pet was upset.Like gave me this look.
What are you thinkin' bub.I went back to sleep.

 

What happened? Is this image unfit for this bar?

 

Sometimes people just need to take a break from the braying talk.

 

Who bray.? Like how would I know when one brays.It ain't
like one who prays.Or is it.
I dunno ... maybe it's historical.Like maybe Joan of Arc brayed
a lot before she learn't how to pray.

 

Heh, I used to do about 100,000 air miles a year. You know you're traveling too much when you know the names of the kids and grand kids of the shuttle bus drivers, at the airport!

One day I awoke in the strangest hotel room I had ever seen. It didn't make any sense! What kind of room IS this?!?! And where am I? I couldn't remember getting in or even what State I was in. I couldn't remember what I was supposed to do or where I had to be, or when. For about a minute I sat in a stupor and in a state of total confusion. FINALLY I remembered where I was. I was at home in my own bedroom.

 

Tons to get done today, so I'm doing a hit and run... y'all have a goodun'!

 

Back to work... let the festivities resume.

 

Okay.....So he is not a Rubberband Man.

 

Cmon now.....I'm not that heavy.

 

If you had stayed with your wife you would have known exactly where you were.

 

Who?

I think she was at work already. That was before I spent ten years sleeping on the couch.