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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Verve has been replaced { Usurped } by Nerve.
    That being to say and think the most non-sensical of things
    while being very rude and pushy.Even Late-night TV is in on
    the act.Jay Leno { arguably one of The best ever Late-night TV
    guys,is being taken to task for merely commenting about the state of
    Late-night TV today.Just suggesting to tone it down a bit.Everything
    doesn't have to be all about Politics.It never was during Johnny Carson's
    reign.
    To possess Verve means to be enthuthiastic and Lively.To have vitality.
    To have nerve means little to nothing.I'd imagine most guys in the
    penitentiary have nerve.That's basically what got them there.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Mmmm, taco salad. *burp*

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I would bet that MMC would prefer this cover of Crazy Train.

     
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    You are what you eat, so just eat beauty queens.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not my flavor, but good advice. ;)

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    It doesn't matteeeeer how craaaaappy I sing..... as long as I loooook hot and can make coffeeeeeeeeee.
     
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    Cmon now, that's not the train you were on.:rolleyes:

     
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    Wouldn't it be a Kick in the pants if that dude was like 5'4" tall.
    He ain't 6 foot that's for doggone sure.
    Now to be fair a lot of sexy chicks are short.
    Like 70's TV actress Jennifer Darling.
     
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    By George! She's got it! :)
     
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    And the horse doesn't use Nair.

     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Nair on a sleeping man is fun. Ive heard you can even write your name in his chest hair! :banana:
     
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    Well, better than a tattoo.
     
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    Not so fast.Coffee comes and go's at this Pop stand.But Politics
    is definitely a No-No.
    Like Ga Ga .As in Goo Goo ... Ga Ga .
    You know ... real grown-up like.
     
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    I just read an article online about the worst Cruises { Cruise Ships }.
    Basically most entail outdated décor and poor service and backed up
    toilets and cruddy food.Like once you get on one them ships,you are
    virtually at their mercy.Yet many people insist on a cruise.WHY ?
    Is it worth the gamble.I have a Type A Personality.Something like a
    traffic backup can instantly cause me to feel like throwing-up.I so love
    my freedom of movement.I don't use elevators if I can help it.
    I don't gamble and certain;y don't wanna gamble with my living accomodations
    on a vacation.I don't think it's cutesy to have a bad experience so I can talk
    about it for years.I just as soon stay home.Or go on short trips where I am
    the captain of my destiny.Is that so terrible.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, its Tooesday. Oh happy day.

    Heres a pic of some hot women for you guys. Russian snipers from WWII... very effective at their job. :shock: FB_IMG_1552946493070.jpg
     
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    What can be accomplished after caffeine. ;) Coffee thing.jpg
     
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    Real femme fatales.
     
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    What.....No Heels? :eek:
     
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    Depends on what you are wearing and how much sugar you put in my coffee. Just sayin. [​IMG]

     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    775 dead Germans agree.
     
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    They were apparently very good at taking down two Germans with one bullet. I found this:

    https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/roza-shanina-1945/

    The braver they were and the closer they got to the targets the greater the risk.
    Enthusiastic fearless trigger-pullers tend to eventually get shot.
     
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    It's the athleticism. Right? ;-)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I have a lesbian friend whose partner was a sniper during the Vietnam era. She was even involved in the failed attempts to poison Castro. (Remember the poisoned toothbrush detail)

    Appears females make good snipers. (Or is that snippets?)
     
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