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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Oct 20, 2012.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    more coffee, please

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    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 25, 2012
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    So far today all we have gotten i about 2 inches or so. But the day is still young and aything could happen. It is 25 degrees right now. Supposed to possibly get down to about 10 degrees overnight. Don't forget, here in Jackson we consider anything over 0 degrees to be spring time weather.

    So it looks like shoveling time today. Not to worry now I'll take it real easy.
     
    old timer, Oct 25, 2012
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    The back feels great today. Coffee only please.
     
    old timer, Oct 25, 2012
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    daisydotell, Oct 25, 2012
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Getting over a backache is wonderful. Glad you are feeling better OT.
     
    daisydotell, Oct 25, 2012
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  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Man, it's a ghost town in here. Weird -- you people quit drinking or what???

    Oh well, TGIF... and hope you folks on the east coast don't get hammered by this storm. Scary stuff! Hunker down!

    I don't care what WW sez... starving to death this morning. Now where's that steak knife...

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    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 26, 2012
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    cenydd Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    WARNING - LOTS OF OBSCENE, NASTY LANGUAGE AND OTHER GENERAL OFFENSIVENESS IN VIDEO!!!

    [video=youtube;zxa2yxdW6UM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxa2yxdW6UM[/video]
     
    cenydd, Oct 26, 2012
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I killed a bottle of wine last night. Sedated, so as not to go hog huntin'.

    Had some bread and buttah for dinner. Woke up and put my pants on and they were tight. I was like no way in hell I cant button these pants. They were baggy for me last night. I put them on and figured thats it the wine is puffing me up. I aint puffin up! Then I went to the bathroom and saw the tag in the pants. Smaller size. lmao These are not the pants I wore yesterday.




    [video=youtube;yr0GIrHIFS4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr0GIrHIFS4[/video]
     
    Falena, Oct 26, 2012
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    cenydd Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    [video=youtube;Lh9sqazJkSk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9sqazJkSk[/video]
     
    cenydd, Oct 26, 2012
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  10. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Any idea who's pants you were trying to put on... or shouldn't we ask that question?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 26, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    The good news is... it might've been obscene, but I could only understand about 6 words... BEER, BEER, WE WANT MORE BEER!

    LOL, just like our drunks, except for the accent!
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 26, 2012
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    Woe to those who rise early in the morning, that they may run after strong drink, who tarry late into the evening as wine inflames them. ~ Isaiah 5:11

    :twisted:


    3 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Marys and 1 Glory Be should suffice. lol

    ~~~~

    Okay, no one had better get all mad at me for the above. It is meant to be light and fun.

    ...Hell, you guys can't expect me to be serious ALL the time! :p

    Good morning!
     
    Angedras, Oct 26, 2012
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  13. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    'mornin, Ange. Serious... who's serious? It's Friday, darlin! Kick up yer heels... it's party time!! [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 26, 2012
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    Angedras New Member

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    LOL,

    Thanks Smarts (*hug*), my sense of humor is not always understood. :(


    I hope you have a great Friday!
     
    Angedras, Oct 26, 2012
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    A Morning Poem (Anonymous)

    I woke early one morning

    The earth lay cool and still

    When suddenly a tiny bird

    Perched on my windowsill

    He sang a song so lovely

    So carefree and so gay

    That slowly all my troubles began to slip away

    He sang of far off places

    Of laughter and of fun

    It seemed his very trilling

    Brought up the morning sun

    I stirred beneath the covers

    Crept slowly out of bed

    Then gently shut the window

    And crushed his (*)(*)(*)(*)ing head

    I’m not a morning person.

    http://deeplyflawedbuttrying.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/a-morning-poem/
    :)
     
    cenydd, Oct 26, 2012
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    I'm outa bed and dressed, what more do you want?

    Author unknown, but very correct. Yup.

    ***sniffs*** coffee anywhere?
    Someone help me.
     
    Shangrila, Oct 26, 2012
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    Mornin' Shang. Whatever you do, DON'T go tapping on Cyndd's window for help! lol

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    Angedras, Oct 26, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I know the feeling, dumplin... I'm often misunderstood myself. :hug:
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 26, 2012
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    LOl, right you are...and my new hero. Just don't let it go to your head.
     
    Shangrila, Oct 26, 2012
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    LMAO You're gonna wear that puncher out.
    I was gonna say it was a miracle I havent had a headache from this wine but thought...miracle? Like Jesus and a dead guy or some kids and a burning bush? Then I thought..too close to the line and Smokey's got the hold puncher. Better not say miracle.

    I got some nerve being this elevated already. Shhhh dont tell anyone.

    Smartie, I am in the pants of the person whos been getting in my pants for 21 years. I bought button fly jeans. We both wear button fly jeans sometimes and I grabbed the wrong pair. I was too sedated to figure out they didnt fit like yesterday and by the time I did I had my boots on and I aint changing till tonight.
     
    Falena, Oct 26, 2012
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    My dog ate the butter while I was at work. Now, he's eating a dog chew all over the living room carpet. I don't know where I went wrong with him (as she pulls the steam cleaner out again) but he's going to faint when he sees what he's getting for Christmas.

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    For Christmas your gonna get your dog a lady with a large cat?
     
    Falena, Oct 26, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sounds like dog training would be better. However, I once borrowed a book on how to train your dog... and my German Shepherd puppy promptly chewed it up... so what do I know?

    *woof woof*
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 26, 2012
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    I never misunderstood Dumplins.Even nice glossy Peach Dumplins drizzled
    with melted butter and sprinkles of sugar on top.
     
    Foolardi, Oct 26, 2012
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    Hahahahha

    The dam thing was ALREADY worn out when you loaned it to me! LOL

    :twisted:


    But never fear, I've ordered you a couple new ones... you know how I like to shop! :p
     
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